{"id":506,"date":"2008-12-05T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=506"},"modified":"2008-12-05T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:00:02","slug":"bacchemailya-fell-asleep-at-the-keyboard-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"Bacchemailya: Fell asleep at the keyboard again…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> The uneasiness, social discomfort, and\/or impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v. intr.,<\/em> To be worried about your social standing after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.<\/p>\n

\"Fell<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Bacchemailya<\/strong>: \/bak ee mayl ya<\/em>\/ Vinnie was not a guy who could hold his wine. The Riesling for this was because it was never his Sauterne to buy. Because he got free drinks, he could easily afford to drink more…way more than he should. He would often Mosel down to the local Wine Bar and order a few. After a few, he would Rhone back home and fire up his computer. It was then that he would send e-mails to everyone in his company, including his boss, and Pinot his thoughts and speculations on line. He crossed the Bordeaux when he said the Boss’ sperm count was unusually Merlot and said it Shiraz been a while since the boss’s wife, Sangria,had been living at their home. Vinnie blamed this on the cute Medoc in the local hospital where Sangria worked. Yes, if only Vinnie had not had his Bacchemailya, he could have been Sauvignon his job! Life is a Cabernet, Old Chum, only a Cabernet! Etymology:<\/em> Bacchanalia (used of riotously drunken merrymaking…named after Bacchus, Roman God of Wine & Intoxication) & E-mail (communicate electronically on the computer) & Ya (You, colloquially) & Back He Nail You (Revenge of your boss) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Bacchemailya:<\/strong><\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 04:48:00<\/em>
A punultimate achievement<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 16:39:00<\/em>
You’re a real corker!\n<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 16:59:00<\/em>
Excellent Word! Your sentences are always such fun. When it comes to the pun – you have a silver tongue! <\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 03:05:00<\/em>
very clever<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Slurrealisation<\/strong>: \/slur realise ayshun<\/em>\/ Samuel, or “Shixpack Shammy” as he was known to his colleagues was a
\ntroubled young lad. His entire life the world and people in particular seemed daft to him. Every day he woke to a prison of mediocrity and banality, where ‘unreasonable’ people refused to bend to suit his narcissistic views. Unable to stand the incessant anxiety, Sam escaped each evening to the comforts of drunken stupor; a slurrealistic realm where he was king. One evening after a particularly unproductive day of pointless meetings Sam snapped. He downed a case of his favourite lager, opened his laptop, and began to compose. He cajoled his colleagues, belittled his boss, and flummoxed his friends. Finally, exhausted and relieved, he collapsed upon his keyboard and drooled himself to sleep. The next day as he commuted, Sam opened his curiously sticky laptop and had a gut wrenching slurrealisation. Etymology:<\/em> “Slur”: (a) A nasty statement directed at someone you dislike. (b) The chaotic cadence inherent in the speech of inebriated humans. “Realisation”: The curious sensation felt when something new occurs to you. “Surreal”: That’s like, totally surreal man Created by:<\/em> emdeejay.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Slurrealisation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 05:29:00<\/em>
Such a schlock to the system, slurtainly.<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 07:26:00<\/em>
Schamuel done got his tang all toungled up, didn’t he? <\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 10:11:00<\/em>
drooliscious<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 16:32:00<\/em>
Now THATS a killer sentence. Good one, MDJ!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 17:01:00<\/em>
great sentence and etymology<\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 20:47:00<\/em>
Thanks \ud83d\ude42 It’s great fun writing them<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-04: 00:52:00<\/em>
Sham should learn to emole his controtions! Good word & sentence.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 03:05:00<\/em>
Another good one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bendersender<\/strong>: \/ben-der-sen-der<\/em>\/ A chill went through Cheryl as the third person directed a cold shoulder in her direction. Was this a harBINGEr of doom? That old bendersender feeling returned when she got to her desk, saw the empty bottle and red wine stains on the keyboard. Etymology:<\/em> bender (a heavy drinking session) sender (one who emails others) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Bendersender:<\/strong><\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 04:46:00<\/em>
I love the way your brain bends to come up with these!<\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 05:09:00<\/em>
a bendersendermend – is the apology that follows in an attempt to redress offenses<\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 05:27:00<\/em>
Addressed to the bendersender’s friends?<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 17:05:00<\/em>
harBINGEr – laughed and thought it a great create<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Edoomshine<\/strong>: \/E-doom-SHAYN<\/em>\/ Edoomshine overwhelmed Bob when he realized that he had sent out a few too many evodkagrams after drinking the night away online. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of E as in Email; DOOM:fate or destiny, esp.adverse fate & MOONSHINE: Illegally distilled whiskey; hard liquor. 2. Foolish talk or thought; nonsense. <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Edoomshine:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 16:55:00<\/em>
Excellent! The moonshine’s east, the moonshine’s west, and Ozziebob word shines among the very best! <\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-04: 00:45:00<\/em>
What a rye sense of humour!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hangover<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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