{"id":508,"date":"2008-12-09T11:00:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=508"},"modified":"2008-12-09T11:00:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T16:00:01","slug":"erotiblocker-dont-worry-my-dad-trained-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Erotiblocker: Don’t worry, my dad trained him"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.,<\/em> To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n.,<\/em> An unexpected or unwanted chaperone who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Erotiblocker<\/strong>: \/Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker<\/em>\/ Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they both wanted each other badly. As soon as Jeff began to make his move, in comes Jane’s German Sheppard Kibbles, who was a staunch erotiblocker. No one was going to steal Jane’s affection from Kibbles! Etymology:<\/em> Combination of “Erotic”: Strongly marked or affected by sexual desire; and “Blocker”: To hinder the passage, progress or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction. Created by:<\/em> jajsr.<\/p>\n

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OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00<\/em>
good one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Procrasdulation<\/strong>: \/pro-cras-du-lation<\/em>\/ At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> PROCRASDULATION – noun – from PROCRASTINATION (to defer action; delay)+ ADULATION (to show excessive admiration)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Procrasdulation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 15:29:00<\/em>
How true! Excellent word. Great etymology.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Thirdweiler<\/strong>: \/third – wheel- er<\/em>\/ Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda’s eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog. Etymology:<\/em> third wheel (one who deters the couple’s activities – just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

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emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00<\/em>
The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00<\/em>
lovely<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Daughtercooler<\/strong>: \/d\u00c3\u00b4t\u00c9\u2122rko\u00c5\u008dl\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Denise strongly encouraged her daughter Cindy to entertain her boyfriend at home. She would give them full use of the family room while she and Jim (Dad) would keep themselves busy in the kitchen. But Mom was a terrific daughtercooler. She would NEED the punch bowl or grill set from a closet at just the right moment to put a nyet blanket on any nefarious activities. Just a cough or clearing of the throat from the other room could send chills down Cindy’s spine. On more than one occasion, Cindy searched the family room looking for a hidden video cam. In the end she decided that Mom must be psychic. Etymology:<\/em> Daughter (female offspring) cooler (a device or container for keeping things cool) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Daughtercooler:<\/strong><\/p>\n

ladyiggy<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 04:43:00<\/em>
Who said you could write about my mother?<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 07:20:00<\/em>
Love it. where can i get one and will it work for two daughters?<\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 08:23:00<\/em>
They just want to have some doggone fun… +1 <\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 12:37:00<\/em>
made me laugh<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-05: 15:26:00<\/em>
Great create. So straightforward you know immediately what it means!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperone who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Erotiblocker: \/Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker\/ Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they … Continue reading Erotiblocker: Don’t worry, my dad trained him<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}