{"id":516,"date":"2008-12-19T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=516"},"modified":"2008-12-19T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T16:00:02","slug":"oweholynight-must-buy-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Oweholynight: Must buy presents."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, The wondrous, and the “wonder how I’m going to pay for it” feelings of the holiday shopping season. v. tr.<\/em>, To stumble through a shopping mall like a zombie on a buying binge, grabbing anything and everything that will fit on your credit card.<\/p>\n

\"Must<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Oweholynight<\/strong>: \/oh holee nite<\/em>\/ Oweholynight! The stores are brightly shining,
\nIt is the night of getting your money’s worth,
\nLong lay those cards in purse and pocket pining,
\nTills reappear and the soul spent its worth.
\nA thrill of hope the retail world rejoices,
\nFor yonder breaks your budget by Mastercard.
\nFall on your knees! Owe, hear the Visa voices!
\nOwenight divine, Owenight when AmEx was reborn;
\nOwenight divine, Owenight, Owenight Divine. Etymology:<\/em> Owe (be in debt, owe money for goods bought) & O Holy Night (Christmas Eve, the night of Jesus’ birth, the reason we celebrate Christmas; the title of a Carol announcing the birth of the Savior) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Oweholynight:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 00:47:00<\/em>
I didn’t know you were so musical!
\nNice job!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 04:06:00<\/em>
magic!! love it!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Lurchase<\/strong>: \/Lur-chis<\/em>\/ Deanne stumbled through the endless maze of brightly decorated, tinsellated, festoonyoulated and carol-playing shops, stupefied and buying random objects that caught her attention. She zomgrabitated to items of medium size and moderate cost, vaguely recalling her credit limit and dragging her stumbleboon behind her. With glazed unblinking eyes she spotted a shiny articulating hand-held kitchen whizzywidget and immediately zomplasticated it, adding her latest lurchase to her already stuponderous load. Etymology:<\/em> Lurch – brrrraaaiiinnnnsssss!!!
\nPurchase – acquire through the dangerous use of plastic when the brain is in a zombastic state. Created by:<\/em> dochanne.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Lurchase:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 12:14:00<\/em>
I want one, too.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 13:25:00<\/em>
nice<\/p>\n

hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 19:20:00<\/em>
You’re on a roll!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 21:44:00<\/em>
Very, scary realistic story!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Amexpansive<\/strong>: \/am eks pan seive<\/em>\/ Deep down he knew that being amexpansive would prove amexpensive. He would soon be amex pensive. Etymology:<\/em> amex, expansive Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Buyerpatch<\/strong>: \/Buy her patch<\/em>\/ The Christmas charge is a spree-ing-loaded time that puts us all through a buyerpatch. Etymology:<\/em>
\nBUYER, PATCH, BRIER PATCH. BUYER – any shopper is one. PATCH – a small area of time before Christmas. BRIER PATCH – a patch of thorny wild trailing roses, a deceptive place in that the lovely flowers have thorns that will rip you to shreds as you go get them … kind of like lovely presents that rip your wallet to shreds as you go get them. Created by:<\/em> silveryaspen.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Buyerpatch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-17: 00:46:00<\/em>
OOOh. Good one. Spend we must, however. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=zombies<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., The wondrous, and the “wonder how I’m going to pay for it” feelings of the holiday shopping season. v. tr., To stumble through a shopping mall like a zombie on a buying binge, grabbing anything and everything that will fit on your credit card. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Oweholynight: … Continue reading Oweholynight: Must buy presents.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}