{"id":525,"date":"2009-01-01T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=525"},"modified":"2009-01-01T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T16:00:02","slug":"delebiejeebies-oops-i-accidentally-shredded-my-ex-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"Delebiejeebies: Oops! I accidentally shredded my ex-boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. intr.<\/em> To fret and worry after the accidental shredding and\/or deletion of an important document, file or friend.  <em>n.<\/em> 1: The state of anxiety caused by an accidental shredding. 2: An item which has been accidentally deleted.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/shred.gif\" alt=\"Oops! I accidentally shredded my ex-boyfriend\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Delebiejeebies<\/strong>:  \/<em>dee-lee-jee-beez<\/em>\/ With one keystroke, Jenny realized that she had eliminated four hours work and a most important document. She was overtaken by the delebiejeebies characterized by uncontrollable shaking and sweating.<\/p>\n<p> <em>Etymology:<\/em>  DELEBIEJEEBIES &#8211; noun &#8211; from DELE (to delete, or remove, especially printed, or written matter); delete; deletedele (to delete)+ HEEBIE-JEEBIES (a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain; the jitters; the willies)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Delebiejeebies:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-30: 00:55:00<\/em> <br \/>Great create.  So fun to say.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=metrohumanx\">metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-31: 01:06:00<\/em> <br \/>YEAH! VERY inspired.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-01-01: 00:29:00<\/em> <br \/>Terrific<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Confretti<\/strong>:  \/<em>kohn frett eeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/em>\/ her confretti gave way to shreddread <em>Etymology:<\/em>  confetti, fret <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Confretti:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-30: 16:31:00<\/em> <br \/>Exceptional<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-30: 18:52:00<\/em> <br \/>Handy for weddings&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-30: 23:34:00<\/em> <br \/>Excellent.  The good news is that you can use the confretti for parades and parties.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=metrohumanx\">metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-31: 01:08:00<\/em> <br \/>Sounds like an Italian conspiracy. Great word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-31: 09:40:00<\/em> <br \/>excellent<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Deletearious<\/strong>:  \/<em>del-eh-TEER-eyuss<\/em>\/ Margot was deletearious when she realized she had shredded some old love letters by mistake,  she cried for hours and was absolutely beside herself.<br \/>\n <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of delete and tear (fluid appearing in or flowing from the eye as the result of emotion, esp. grief)&#8230;.a play on the word &#8216;deleterious&#8217; (Having a harmful effect; injurious) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Deletearious:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-12-30: 16:37:00<\/em> <br \/>Great Create.  Tear&#8217;s other meaning tear as in tear to shreds makes this a double meaningful create.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Demolanguish<\/strong>:  \/<em>DEM eul ANG gwish<\/em>\/ I am now left to my demolanguish  as I witness the destruction I have caused. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  anguish or angst: mental suffering or stress<br \/>\ndemolish: destroy something<br \/>\nlanguish: the withering away of or deterioration of something <em>Created by:<\/em> kateinkorea.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shred\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shred<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. intr. To fret and worry after the accidental shredding and\/or deletion of an important document, file or friend. n. 1: The state of anxiety caused by an accidental shredding. 2: An item which has been accidentally deleted. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Delebiejeebies: \/dee-lee-jee-beez\/ With one keystroke, Jenny realized that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=525\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Delebiejeebies: Oops! 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