{"id":526,"date":"2009-01-02T11:00:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2009-01-02T11:00:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T16:00:01","slug":"gabyrinth-we-have-securitized-the-lavatory-entrance-systems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"Gabyrinth: We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em> To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n.<\/em> A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Gabyrinth<\/strong>: \/GAB-uh-rinth<\/em>\/ Sentence: Bob thought that his gabyrinth, a form of English, but with a strange admixture of words gleaned from Old English and Yiddish, made him sound super intelligence. Happy New Year to all.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> Blend of GAB: loquaciousness, prattle, chatter & LABYRINTH: Any confusing, bewildering, complex state of affairs
\n Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Gabyrinth:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 07:00:00<\/em>
A-maze-ing. Excellent verbotimism…<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 09:02:00<\/em>
clever and funny.<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 23:13:00<\/em>
Oy Vey! Who Knew? What light through yonder window breaks??? <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Baloony<\/strong>: \/balo\u00c5\u008dn\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ The missives that descended from the corporate office were so much balloony that it was a wonder they didn’t just float away. Etymology:<\/em> Balloon (a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air) + Loony (a crazy or silly person) Also Baloney (foolish or deceptive talk) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Baloony:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 23:53:00<\/em>
I wonder if ya could make a baloony sammich out of that stuff?<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-01: 00:00:00<\/em>
Great combination.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ostendictious<\/strong>: \/OS ten DIC shus<\/em>\/ I think my ostendictious co-worker has swallowed a dictionary and wants us all to know. Etymology:<\/em> ostentatious:expensive or noticeable in a way that is intended to impress people.
\nand dictionary Created by:<\/em> kateinkorea.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Ostendictious:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 09:10:00<\/em>
This is a clever combination of impressive overinflation….like it.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-01: 00:20:00<\/em>
Like it alot.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pompbastic<\/strong>: \/pomp-bas-tic <\/em>\/ Petty, pushy, pathetic Paul, the executive assistant of the boss, takes an annoyingly pompbastic approach to simple office memos, aggrandizing them with complicated, enigmatic, esoteric and over-bearing verboseness that royally pisses every body off. <\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> POMPBASTIC – from POMPOUS (excessive self-esteem; pretentious) + BOMBASTIC (high-sounding; high-flown; inflated) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pompbastic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-31: 00:57:00<\/em>
Right ON, Big “O”! I can see this definition is going to evoke a lot of verbotomistic primal screams.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-01: 00:21:00<\/em>
A good verbotomy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=windy<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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