{"id":53,"date":"2007-04-24T23:59:28","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T03:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2007-04-24T23:59:28","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T03:59:28","slug":"wow-my-brainwaves-are-melting-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Cerebroil<\/strong>: \/sare-ee-broil<\/em>\/ Jim prefers his steak done Pompeii style, whereas I like it rare. I always used to have problems getting the timing right but now I just cerebroil his so they are both done at the same time. Etymology:<\/em> cerebral (of the brain) + broil (to cook by direct heat Created by:<\/em> pinwheel.<\/font><\/p>\n

Mindcrowave<\/strong>: \/mynd-crow-wayv<\/em>\/ when she walked into the kitchen she found Allan standing in front of the oven, desperately trying to mindcrowave the osso buco in time for dinner Etymology:<\/em> mind, microwave Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Dishfullthinking<\/strong>: \/dish-ful-think-ing<\/em>\/ With only minutes left before his guests arrived he resorted to dishfullthinking to cook the frozen lasagne in time for dinner Etymology:<\/em> wishfull thinking + dish (as in dish up food\/cook)+ dishfull as in full dish Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Telekitchenesis<\/strong>: \/telly-KITCH-en-e-sis<\/em>\/ Uri, if you really must use your telekitchenesis skills at least put them to good use. Save us some electricity instead of just bending spoons and forks. Etymology:<\/em> telekinesis + kitchen Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cerebroil: \/sare-ee-broil\/ Jim prefers his steak done Pompeii style, whereas I like it rare. I always used to have problems getting … Continue reading Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}