{"id":544,"date":"2009-01-28T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=544"},"modified":"2009-01-28T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-28T16:00:02","slug":"utencell-my-new-phone-really-cooks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Utencell: My new phone really cooks."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A cell phone which is used to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph food, set timers, convert measurements, and play the Macarena while you cook. v.<\/em> To use your cell phone as a kitchen appliance. <\/p>\n

\"My<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Utencell<\/strong>: \/yu ten sell<\/em>\/ Gary was the gadget guy. If it hadn’t been already, he would invent it. Like his microwave TV,his food-word processor, his short-wave electric frypan, his blogblender, his curling-clothes iron and his toaster stereo.
\nHis latest multiappliance was a cell phone which could plan a menu, phone in a grocery delivery order, provide recipes and signal when to do what and for how long. He called it his Utencell.
\nHis girlfriend, Myra, wondered how long it would be before all these devices plotted to get rid of Gary, because they really did not need him, except to replace their batteries and plug them in. Yes, the Gadgetry Revolutionaries, the Widget Fondas, the Contraptionistas and the Political Apparatus were building up steam to end the Gizmo Gitmo in Gary’s Kitchen! Etymology:<\/em> Utensil (an implement for practical use (especially in a household) & Cell (cellular telephone;a hand-held mobile radiotelephone for use in an area divided into small sections (cells), each with its own short-range transmitter\/receiver) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Utencell:<\/strong><\/p>\n

kateinkorea<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 00:45:00<\/em>
Very clever!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 01:53:00<\/em>
Superb! A well-crafted ringer.<\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 11:14:00<\/em>
Just the name for my old one! Thanks.<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-27: 08:16:00<\/em>
Verrry interesting and well done!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Appliancell<\/strong>: \/\u00c9\u2122\u00cb\u02c6pl\u00c4\u00ab\u00c9\u2122nsel<\/em>\/ If Shawn could have his cell phone grafted into his body he would. In the kitchen it’s not just a phone, it’s an appliancell. More than just recipes he finds instructional videos on YouTube. If it could dispense butter he would be all the happier. Etymology:<\/em> appliance (a device or piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically a domestic one) + Cell[phone] (a telephone with access to a cellular radio network) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Appliancell:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 08:57:00<\/em>
Great sentence and word. Many, like Shawn, would graft their cell phone to them if they could.<\/p>\n

wayoffcenter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 10:00:00<\/em>
i think I know Shawn!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 17:12:00<\/em>
Can it stop a snack attack?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cellinary<\/strong>: \/CELL in AIR ee<\/em>\/ Wow this new item is the latest in cellinary art and science, providing a wide range of culinary and cell phone technology in one device. Etymology:<\/em> CULINARY: to do with kitchen and cooking
\nand CELL PHONE: Created by:<\/em> kateinkorea.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Cellinary:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 08:32:00<\/em>
excellent!<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 08:35:00<\/em>
Good one!\n<\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 11:28:00<\/em>
A nice crunchy word…no strings attached. Yummy with peanut butter.<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-27: 08:18:00<\/em>
Well done!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Motorollingpin<\/strong>: \/moe-tor-owe-ling-pin<\/em>\/ Honey – can you call my motorollingpin for me? I was using it to make pastry this morning and I seem to have misplaced it. (brrrriiinnnggg) Thanks I found it, right next to the fidoughhook. Etymology:<\/em> motorolla + rolling pin Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Motorollingpin:<\/strong><\/p>\n

GlobalGallery<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 06:37:00<\/em>
LOL! very funny. I used one to roll out some potato pasta. I really love fresh gnocchia.<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 08:49:00<\/em>
Way to really brrrriiinnnggg it on! LOL<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-01-26: 16:55:00<\/em>
Very funny: Makes me think of songs about food: Here’s a “musical morsel” Can the Motorollingpin help this poor man? On top of spaghetti,
\nAll covered with cheese,
\nI lost my poor meatball,
\nWhen somebody sneezed.<\/p>\n

It rolled off the table,
\nAnd on to the floor,
\nAnd then my poor meatball,
\nRolled out of the door.<\/p>\n

It rolled in the garden,
\nAnd under a bush,
\nAnd then my poor meatball,
\nWas nothing but mush.<\/p>\n

The mush was as tasty
\nAs tasty could be,
\nAnd then the next summer,
\nIt grew into a tree.<\/p>\n

The tree was all covered,
\nAll covered with moss,
\nAnd on it grew meatballs,
\nAnd tomato sauce.<\/p>\n

So if you eat spaghetti,
\nAll covered with cheese,
\nHold on to your meatball,
\nWhenever you sneeze\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cooks<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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