{"id":552,"date":"2009-02-09T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=552"},"modified":"2009-02-09T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T16:00:00","slug":"maisonfrictionline-if-you-touch-my-side-im-telling-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=552","title":{"rendered":"Maisonfrictionline: If you touch my side, I&#8217;m telling mommy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To fight with your neighbors, not because of your differences, and not because of what you have in common, but simply because you are stuck right next to each other. <em>n.<\/em> A border between neighbors and enemies.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/border.gif\" alt=\"If you touch my side, I'm telling mommy!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maisonfrictionline<\/strong>:  \/<em>may-zon-frik-shun-line<\/em>\/ In every neighbourhood there is something known as the maisonfrictionline, a forcefield between properties, rife with petty territorial imperatives. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  maison (French for house) + friction + play on the Mason Dixon line <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Maisonfrictionline:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 06:39:00<\/em> <br \/>inspired!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=TJayzz\">TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 11:53:00<\/em> <br \/>Good one!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 12:57:00<\/em> <br \/>de fine line! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Vexdoorneighbours<\/strong>:  \/<em>Vex-dor-nay-bers<\/em>\/ Whenever Sally and Jim were in close proximity of each other they became vexdoorneigbours. They had to be separated at all times. Their mother put it down to a touch of sibling rivalry but the plain truth was they actually couldn&#8217;t stand the sight of each other.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Vex(annoy,make angry) + Neighbours (persons or place in relation to others next to it) See Next door neighbours <em>Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Vexdoorneighbours:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 11:00:00<\/em> <br \/>terrific<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-06: 00:03:00<\/em> <br \/>I think those two used to be my vexdoor neighbors.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=kateinkorea\">kateinkorea<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-06: 02:18:00<\/em> <br \/>Really good!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Proxenemy<\/strong>:  \/<em>procks-n-m-e<\/em>\/ My sister and I ceased to be proxenemies in our teens when we moved into a bigger house and got separate bedrooms. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  proximity (closeness) + enemy (opposite of friend) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cheekbygrowl<\/strong>:  \/<em>ch\u00c4\u201ckbigroul<\/em>\/ The Murphys bought a minivan. Now their 5 children would not have to be packed in cheekbygrowl when they all traveled together. That&#8217;s not to say they couldn&#8217;t find other reasons squabble. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cheek by jowl (close together; side by side) + growl (a low guttural sound of hostility in the throat) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Cheekbygrowl:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 05:35:00<\/em> <br \/>those feckin&#8217; Murphy&#8217;s at it again?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-05: 13:07:00<\/em> <br \/>first-rate pun!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=border\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=border<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To fight with your neighbors, not because of your differences, and not because of what you have in common, but simply because you are stuck right next to each other. n. A border between neighbors and enemies. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Maisonfrictionline: \/may-zon-frik-shun-line\/ In every neighbourhood there is something &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=552\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Maisonfrictionline: If you touch my side, I&#8217;m telling mommy!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}