{"id":556,"date":"2009-02-13T11:00:01","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=556"},"modified":"2009-02-13T11:00:01","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T16:00:01","slug":"blunderlust-check-your-lipstick-madge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Blunderlust: Check your lipstick Madge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong.  <em>v.<\/em> To look for love in the wrong places.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/beef.gif\" alt=\"Check your lipstick Madge\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Blunderlust<\/strong>:  \/<em>BLUN-der-lust<\/em>\/ Heloise once again found herself suffering the pangs of failed blunderlust,  looking for love in all the wrong places and for all the wrong reasons,  and feeling used,  abused and definitely discarded&#8230;.and of course, vowing once again to never go that route again. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of blunder and lust, and a play on the word &#8216;wanderlust&#8217;&#8230;(a strong, innate desire to rove or travel about)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Blunderlust:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 12:14:00<\/em> <br \/>At one time or another, doesn&#8217;t everyone go through a case of blunderlust?  Unforgettably good!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-12: 09:10:00<\/em> <br \/>Enjoyed this perfect blend of blunder and lust.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Maidenchoice<\/strong>:  \/<em>m\u00c4\u0081dnchois<\/em>\/ Joice always seems to make the maidenchoice. She always seems to make decisions that keep her from meeting guys. Whether it&#8217;s where she lives, between two retirement communities or her job in the morgue, she rarely finds herself in a position to meet anyone datable. The last handsome young man she saw in person was very cold, laying on a stainless steel table. The ugly hole in his head was a major deterrent to a night on the town. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  maiden (a girl or young woman, esp. an unmarried one) + choice (an act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Maidenchoice:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=otherguy\">otherguy<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 07:28:00<\/em> <br \/>Does that mean that all the young women who live on Maiden Choice Lane won&#8217;t find suiters?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=wayoffcenter\">wayoffcenter<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 07:59:00<\/em> <br \/>or suitors&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-12: 00:39:00<\/em> <br \/>Yes she&#8217;s in a job where there is stiff competition to find a live one&#8230;especially with that co-worker of hers, Myra Mains!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Romanthick<\/strong>:  \/<em>row man ts ihk<\/em>\/ Henry o&#8217; Tosis was such a romanthick, he couldn&#8217;t score at a wallpaperer&#8217;s convention. His chat-up lines had filled many emergency rooms with suspected vomiting epidemics. His lack of success with the fairer sex was always a mystery and a torment to his mother, with whom he lived.  She would often scold him angrily, while swiping wildly about the room with her white stick. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  romantic , thick as in stupid <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Romanthick:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 10:41:00<\/em> <br \/>poor Henry<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 12:08:00<\/em> <br \/>sticking in through romanthin and romanthick!  Love the play on Henry for Hal O&#8217; Tosis.  Kudos for being most crafty!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-12: 09:13:00<\/em> <br \/>the wallpaper convention is certainly thick with sticky romance I bet!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Libidohno<\/strong>:  \/<em>li-bee-doe-oe-no<\/em>\/ Once again Sally was a victim of libidohno when she was lead by her errant hormones to a singles bar for transvestites.(not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that) <em>Etymology:<\/em>  libido + &#8220;oh no&#8221; <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Libidohno:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=readerwriter\">readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 10:25:00<\/em> <br \/>being lead, her errant hormones were heavy metal?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 13:38:00<\/em> <br \/>reminds me of the farside cartoons<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-02-11: 22:11:00<\/em> <br \/>Dunno which is worse&#8230;errant hormones or truant hormones.   Eggzellunt word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=beef\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=beef<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places. 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