{"id":569,"date":"2009-03-04T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=569"},"modified":"2009-03-04T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T16:00:02","slug":"pedestriantics-but-i-dont-want-my-hamburger-in-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=569","title":{"rendered":"Pedestriantics: But I don’t want my hamburger in a car"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To ignore conventional wisdom and traffic rules by walking in areas normally restricted to motor vehicles. n.<\/em> An aggressive pedestrian who feels it is their god-given right to walk in the middle of the road. <\/p>\n

\"But<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Pedestriantics<\/strong>: \/pedest tree ant tiks<\/em>\/ Luther did not relish going through his pedestriantics just to get a hamburger from next door. He mustard looked on the faces of his passengers, Freddie & Teddy, who were all of 10 years old and quite in-the-know about hamburgers.
\nFred wasn’t as savvy as he emoted, but he would ketchup and Teddy had the drive-through to make things mchappen.
\nThey had bun warned, but you know kids…they were the burger kings of all they surveyed! Etymology:<\/em> Pedestrian (lacking wit or imagination) & Antics (a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pedestriantics:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 05:45:00<\/em>
Excellent fusion! Very inspired.<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 10:17:00<\/em>
Playfully excellent sentence and verbote! <\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 15:01:00<\/em>
whopper of a word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jayfarer<\/strong>: \/jay-fair-er<\/em>\/ The jayfarer caused havoc on the freeway this morning trying to dodge 100 mile per hour traffic. Etymology:<\/em> JAYFARER – noun – from JAYWALKER (to cross a street illegally or in a reckless manner) + WAYFARER (a pedestrian who walks from place to place on foot) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Jayfarer:<\/strong><\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 09:36:00<\/em>
He is a poor jayfaring stranger…travelling through this world of woe…(from the folk song, “I Am a Poor Wayfaring Stranger.”<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 10:29:00<\/em>
A farevorite!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 15:02:00<\/em>
nice<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-03: 07:52:00<\/em>
like it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Roverstepping<\/strong>: \/rove er step ping<\/em>\/ The bands of roverstepping teens were frightfully irritating to the motorists. Etymology:<\/em> ROVER, OVERSTEPPING. Rover – somebody who wanders from place to place. Overstepping – exceeding boundaries and limits. Created by:<\/em> silveryaspen.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Roverstepping:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 05:49:00<\/em>
Nice word. Good construction.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 10:14:00<\/em>
terrific<\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-03: 06:59:00<\/em>
Rover is also a vehicle manufacturer<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Strideology<\/strong>: \/stry-dee-ol-oh-gee<\/em>\/ Stan’s strideology was that humans are indigenous to the planet and therefore always have the right of way over mechanical devices such as cars. Etymology:<\/em> stride + ideology Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Strideology:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 06:09:00<\/em>
Damned clever! Very cerebral, too.<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 07:58:00<\/em>
funny…I like it.<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-03-02: 10:19:00<\/em>
Ideal!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=thru<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. To ignore conventional wisdom and traffic rules by walking in areas normally restricted to motor vehicles. n. An aggressive pedestrian who feels it is their god-given right to walk in the middle of the road. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Pedestriantics: \/pedest tree ant tiks\/ Luther did not relish going … Continue reading Pedestriantics: But I don’t want my hamburger in a car<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}