{"id":59,"date":"2007-04-29T23:59:11","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T03:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2007-04-30T01:17:53","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T05:17:53","slug":"yuck-your-dog-is-trying-to-kiss-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"Yuck! Your dog is trying to kiss me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> Embarrassing pet behavior; may be perfectly natural for the pet, but often makes humans feel self-conscious or ill at ease.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Yuck!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Petifoul<\/strong>: \/pet-i-fowl<\/em>\/ Fred’s dog, Fido, always sniffs, licks and slobbers when he meets people. Fido is a petifoul. Anybody who has been petifouled, hates petifoulers. Etymology:<\/em> pet + foul Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Petiquette<\/strong>: \/pet-i-ket<\/em>\/ It was a pet peeve of Sue’s that every time she encountered Mark and his dog the petiquette involved substantial sniffing and licking Etymology:<\/em> etiquette + pet Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Snuffleupaguest<\/strong>: \/snuf-full-up-a-gest<\/em>\/ My future mother-in-law had just walked in the door when much to my chagrin-tintin, my dog, Ernie, decided it was an appropriate moment to stick his nose in her crotch and snuffleupaguest. Etymology:<\/em> snuffle up a guest, snuffleupagus (A Sesame Street character with a very long nose.) Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Peturbed<\/strong>: \/pet-turb<\/em>\/ Bob’s dog, Spot, can’t keep from licking himself in public. Bob gets peturbed although he often thinks it might be a good thing to learn. Etymology:<\/em> pet\/perturb, as in embarrass Created by:<\/em> toadstool57.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: Embarrassing pet behavior; may be perfectly natural for the pet, but often makes humans feel self-conscious or ill at ease. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Petifoul: \/pet-i-fowl\/ Fred’s dog, Fido, always sniffs, licks and slobbers when he meets people. Fido is a petifoul. Anybody who has been petifouled, hates petifoulers. Etymology: … Continue reading Yuck! Your dog is trying to kiss me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}