{"id":596,"date":"2009-04-09T19:59:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T23:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=596"},"modified":"2009-04-09T19:59:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T23:59:28","slug":"queueirked-but-i-was-here-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Queueirked: But I was here first!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The feelings that well up inside of you when you’re waiting for service and another person, who arrived after you did, gets waited first! v.<\/em> To wait and wait in line, only to watch other people jump the queue.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Queueirked<\/strong>: \/Queue – irkt<\/em>\/ There was only one clerk at one register at Kame-Apart. Dismayed and waylaid, in a long line, those imprisoned in it found no time peace. Then, the chap at the end, like a defensive forward, with elbows attackling, made a mad line drive, surging queueickly to the front, leaving the rest of us waitstresses even more queueirked! Etymology:<\/em> QUEUE, IRKED, QUIRKED. QUEUE – waiting line. IRKED – annoyed, frustrated, exasperated, irritated and angry. QUIRK – the twist of fate that resulted in the long line and the line-jumper.
\n \/\/\/ Kame-Apart for K-Mart is not my invention. I have heard it many times and don’t know who created it. \/\/\/ Attackling is a verbotomy of attack and tackling. \/\/\/ Queueickly is a verbotomy of queue and quickly. Created by:<\/em> silveryaspen.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Queueirked:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 15:24:00<\/em>
clever blend<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 17:07:00<\/em>
interesting etymology. Enjoyed the sentence too!!<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-08: 02:21:00<\/em>
Hahahaha! Good one, SA!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Waitred<\/strong>: \/wait-red rhymes with hatred<\/em>\/ Tanya was filled with waitred while the officer kept answering the phone instead of helping the customers lined up at the desk. Etymology:<\/em> wait (be detained)+ hatred (loathing) + red (i was so angry, it made me see red) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Waitred:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 07:37:00<\/em>
Could also describe waiting for a waiter to serve you. Nice one!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 11:32:00<\/em>
Captures that strong feeling with a really strong verbotomy! <\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 15:24:00<\/em>
terrific<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-08: 02:16:00<\/em>
Nice, compact and self-explanatory!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Buttindignation<\/strong>: \/butt-in-dig-nay-shun<\/em>\/ Sally felt the buttindignation overwhelming as someone cut in front of her at the ticketbooth and bought the last ticket. Etymology:<\/em> butt in + indignation Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Buttindignation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 06:18:00<\/em>
that’s good<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 07:36:00<\/em>
Good word. could have used it yesterday as well \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 11:13:00<\/em>
buttinhol<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 11:14:00<\/em>
oops … you buttinhholed this definition! Great Create!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Interjerkt<\/strong>: \/inn tur jur kt<\/em>\/ The intensity of his interjerktion was resposible for his impaling on Madams umbrella. Etymology:<\/em> interject as in butt in, jerk as in butt head. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Interjerkt:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 11:19:00<\/em>
Your sentence and verbotomy are so good I not see it, I feel it! Excell’in’t! <\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 11:20:00<\/em>
Can’t type today worth a hang. Meant to type – Your sentence and verbotomy are good, I not only see it, I feel it.
\nExcell’in’t!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 15:21:00<\/em>
tragic but funny<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-07: 23:06:00<\/em>
At least his rain of terror is over…maybe we should all carry umbrellas!<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-08: 02:27:00<\/em>
I’ll bet he wanted to bumbershoot someone!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=squawk<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. The feelings that well up inside of you when you’re waiting for service and another person, who arrived after you did, gets waited first! v. To wait and wait in line, only to watch other people jump the queue. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Queueirked: \/Queue – irkt\/ There was … Continue reading Queueirked: But I was here first!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}