{"id":598,"date":"2009-04-13T19:59:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T23:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=598"},"modified":"2009-04-13T19:59:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T23:59:58","slug":"reptkillian-omigod-that-is-a-huge-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"Reptkillian: Omigod! That is a huge snake!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To “adopt” a cute, baby, wild animal as a pet, which then grows up to become a very large, very wild, and very dangerous predator. n.<\/em> A person who treats wild animals like pets, only to discover that they are not. <\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Reptkillian<\/strong>: \/rep + kill + eun<\/em>\/ Isiah was thrilled with his new pet snake Skinnard, until he attacked his girlfriend, his second cousin and his best friend Marty. When Marty disappeared, Isiah realized that Skinnard was a reptilian sub-species of the special repkillian class and definitely not meant to be a pet. Etymology:<\/em> reptilian (any cold-blooded vertebrate of the class Reptilia including tortoises, turtles, snakes, lizards, alligators and crocodiles) and kill (cause to die) Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Reptkillian:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 10:46:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 14:25:00<\/em>
like it<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 16:13:00<\/em>
Powerful! Terrorific!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 20:54:00<\/em>
excellent word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Underpestimate<\/strong>: \/uhn-derh-pehst-ih-meyt<\/em>\/ One day while tandem bathing, Tino, to his dismay and demise, found he had underpestimated the weight and will of his pet hippo, Harry. Etymology:<\/em> Using UNDERESTIMATE, meaning to make too low an estimate of + PEST, a plant or animal that is injurious to man. Be careful of those critters, they can be “pesty mates,” as well. Created by:<\/em> readerwriter.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Underpestimate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 10:46:00<\/em>
wonderful verbotomy<\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 11:01:00<\/em>
Thanks. This wasn’t an easy one!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 14:25:00<\/em>
beauty!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 16:30:00<\/em>
Admirable!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Domestigator<\/strong>: \/dom esti gay tor<\/em>\/ Crikey, but the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, was a true domestigator. He turned every animal he met into a pet. He put the Pen in Penguin, the M’am in Mamba and the Con in Anaconda. He was a true communigator and an edugator. He found out the hard way that the Pole Cat was not really a cat and he looked out for the wilferal wildlife. Sadly, but ironically, he met his Cregator after having a stinging ray put a hole in his heart. Maybe it was squid pro quo (a favor for a favor) but he never seemed to have reptile dysfunction before that fateful day!
\n Etymology:<\/em> domesticate ( make fit for cultivation, domestic life, and service to humans;overcome the wildness of; make docile and tractable) & Gator (nickname for an alligator, either of two amphibious reptiles related to crocodiles but with with shorter broader snouts)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Domestigator:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 01:52:00<\/em>
Reptile dysfunction! Brilliant, Mon cherie!<\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 06:38:00<\/em>
Thanks for the early morning chuckle.<\/p>\n

abrakadeborah<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 08:18:00<\/em>
LOL! He should have taken his Gatoriagra for “reptile dysfunction” \ud83d\ude42 YOU are hilarious! <\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 08:29:00<\/em>
Hilarous squid pro quo…..great sentence!!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 10:46:00<\/em>
terrific combo<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 16:03:00<\/em>
terrific verbotomies … greater gator creator! \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sowildenialtrust<\/strong>: \/SO-wile-dee-NILE-trust
\n(sowildenialtrustee)<\/em>\/ SOWILDENIALTRUST is an error\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
\nIt starts out as love but descends into terror-
\nOut in the food chain those creatures belong\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
\nYou might bring them in but you know before long-
\nThey\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll eat you and then you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have cause to reget
\nnot purchasing a more… conventional pet.
\nThey were so cute, so cuddly and small!
\nWe made them a plush cozy bed in the hall.
\nBut if you embrace all of God\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wild creations,
\nYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll wind up with grisly severe lacerations.
\n Etymology:<\/em> SO+SOW+WILd+DENIAL+TRUST =SOWILDENIALTRUST…..SO: to a great extent or degree; Middle English, from Old English sw\u00c4\u0081; akin to Old High German s\u00c5\u008d so, Latin sic so, thus, si if, Greek h\u00c5\u008ds so, thus, Latin suus one’s own…SOW: to set something in motion, begin an enterprise; Middle English, from Old English s\u00c4\u0081wan; akin to Old High German s\u00c4\u0081wen to sow, Latin serere, Lithuanian s\u00c4\u2014ti…..WILD: living in a state of nature and not ordinarily tame or domesticated; Middle English wilde, from Old English; akin to Old High German wildi wild, Welsh gwyllt…..DENIAL: refusal to admit the truth or reality, : a psychological defense mechanism in which confrontation with a personal problem or with reality is avoided by denying the existence of the problem or reality;[1528]…..TRUST: assured reliance on the safety,consistency or dependability of someone or something; Middle English, probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse traust trust; akin to Old English tr\u00c4\u201cowe faithful. Created by:<\/em> metrohumanx.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Sowildenialtrust:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 02:04:00<\/em>
Take only pictures…leave only footprints…kill only time.
\n(The Spelunker’s Motto)<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 02:26:00<\/em>
Sookie and Shirley converted their pet- into hip snakeskin boots without much regret. Since Henry wound up as a snack for the BOA…They traded the snake for a pet protozoa ! <\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 02:49:00<\/em>
Is protozoa singular or plural?<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-09: 22:12:00<\/em>
Leave only footprints, not the mark of a heel!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=huge<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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