{"id":6,"date":"2007-03-01T15:49:46","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T19:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=6"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:30:49","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:30:49","slug":"wait-cant-you-guys-read-thats-a-stop-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Wait! Can’t you guys read? That’s a stop sign!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike.<\/font><\/p>\n

<\/font> \"Wait!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Marathrong<\/strong>: \/mar-a-throng<\/em>\/ The marathrong consisted of over a thousand runners who ignored the light signals and blocked the intersection for three light changes. Etymology:<\/em> marathon + throng Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Shoekluxklan<\/strong>: \/shu-klux-klan<\/em>\/ After dark, on a rain slicked road the shoekluxklan, reflective stripes glowing eerily, thundered past, eyes forward, a single goal in mind – burning calories Etymology:<\/em> shoe +Ku Klux Klan Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Joggernaut<\/strong>: \/jog gur naught<\/em>\/ The joggernaut ran over two miles, four hundred metres and three buggies. Etymology:<\/em> juggernaut, jogger Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Stampedestrians<\/strong>: \/Stam-peed-est-tree-ans<\/em>\/ Traffic came to a standstill after a collision in which a truck clearly had more momentum than the stampedestrians it bowled over. Etymology:<\/em> Stampede + pedestrians. Bit of a near miss, since the definition calls for a collective noun… Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Marathrong: \/mar-a-throng\/ The marathrong consisted of over a thousand runners who ignored the light signals and blocked the intersection for three light changes. Etymology: marathon + throng Created by: Stevenson0. … Continue reading Wait! Can’t you guys read? That’s a stop sign!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}