{"id":612,"date":"2009-04-29T08:13:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=612"},"modified":"2009-04-29T08:13:20","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:13:20","slug":"counselectomy-you-got-the-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"Counselectomy: You got the tattoo!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v.<\/em> To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Counselectomy<\/strong>: \/cown-sell-ek-toe-mee<\/em>\/ Sally’s mind took in the advice, performed a counselectomy and then promptly tossed it away. Etymology:<\/em> counsel + select + tonsillectomy Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Counselectomy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 07:37:00<\/em>
brilliant…..remove all reason<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 08:16:00<\/em>
Good one…Dr. Truth operates again.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dissguidance<\/strong>: \/diss + gide + dans<\/em>\/ Natalie always practiced dissguidance by doing the opposite of what her friends and parents suggested; even though she asked for their advice. She would take up hours of their time, pleading with them to give her their counsel, concern and guidance; only to ignore anything they said. Etymology:<\/em> diss (diss, disrespect; to diss; to show disrespect or insult;), guidance (helping show the way, counselling, advice or giving direction), dance (an artistic form of nonverbal communication) Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dissguidance:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 15:27:00<\/em>
sounds familiar – good word<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 20:14:00<\/em>
Really good word – so true.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Caushun<\/strong>: \/cor-shen<\/em>\/ Foulia, consulted her mother for a caushunary tale on choosing a hairstyle for a job interview. The slimy looking green locks did not work to her advantage and she was shuffled out of the interview in less than 5 minutes. Etymology:<\/em> caution (warn) + shun (ignore) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Caushun:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 15:22:00<\/em>
funny<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 22:52:00<\/em>
Good one, petaj…hair, hair! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fadmonition<\/strong>: \/fad mon ishun<\/em>\/ “So you would not take your Old Man’s advice about the tattoos?”, said her father. “No, Dad, your fadmonition was out of date advice. I love my tattoo of You need to get with the program!”, responded Priscilla. She proudly showed off her shoulder with it’s “Nickelback” Tattoo. “But Honey”, said her father, “I warned you what happens when you age and the skin sags and shrinks and you realize that there’s no fool like an old fool!” “Dad, at least my tattooist could spell right…the tattoo on your back side says “The Loin King”! Etymology:<\/em> Fad (an interest followed with exaggerated zeal) & Admonition (cautionary advice about something imminent (especially imminent danger))
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fadmonition:<\/strong><\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 14:04:00<\/em>
LOL…you did it!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 15:28:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 20:12:00<\/em>
Excellent word! Ha ha! “loin king”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=advice<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Counselectomy: \/cown-sell-ek-toe-mee\/ Sally’s mind took in the advice, performed a counselectomy and then promptly tossed it away. … Continue reading Counselectomy: You got the tattoo!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}