{"id":625,"date":"2009-05-01T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=625"},"modified":"2009-05-01T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T15:00:02","slug":"conkvince-why-wont-you-stop-the-anonymous-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=625","title":{"rendered":"Conkvince: Why won’t you stop the anonymous voting?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n.<\/em> A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Conkvince<\/strong>: \/conk-vince<\/em>\/ If you don’t believe me I will try to conkvince you. Etymology:<\/em> conk + convince Created by:<\/em> bookowl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Conkvince:<\/strong><\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 11:18:00<\/em>
Ha ha…like it!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 18:35:00<\/em>
Conklusively good word!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 22:32:00<\/em>
I’m conkvinced! Perfect word for the definition.<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-30: 08:39:00<\/em>
love this word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Domesticfryolence<\/strong>: \/doe-mes-tik-fry-oh-lence<\/em>\/ When all else failed Sally resorted to domesticfryolence to get her point across and make Sam do eggzactly what she wanted. Etymology:<\/em> dome (as in head) + fry (frying pan) + domestic violence Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Domesticfryolence:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 18:35:00<\/em>
Eggscellent, another example of your being word skillet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Potulance<\/strong>: \/paht-chew-luhnce<\/em>\/ Kate’s moods and irritability were so predictable Pete knew the moment he heard the kitchen cupboard doors squeak open he was in for a barrage of her potulance. Etymology:<\/em> Using PETULANCE, meaning ill humor, irritability + POT Created by:<\/em> readerwriter.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Potulance:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 09:15:00<\/em>
good one!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 12:39:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Arguedent<\/strong>: \/\u00c3\u00a4rgyo\u00c5\u008ddent<\/em>\/ Sarah didn’t believe in fighting fair. If a disagreement is in the offing, she is very likely to deliver an arguedent to the back of Tom’s head with whatever she has in her hand at the time. Tom loves the fact that the kitchen stores are currently fascinated with utensils made of silicon. Etymology:<\/em> argue (exchange or express diverging or opposite views, typically in a heated or angry way) + dent (a slight hollow in a hard, even surface made by a blow or by the exertion of pressure) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Arguedent:<\/strong><\/p>\n

wayoffcenter<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-29: 06:32:00<\/em>
Sarah needs to find a better way to arguevent.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=control<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Conkvince: \/conk-vince\/ If you don’t believe me I will try to … Continue reading Conkvince: Why won’t you stop the anonymous voting?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}