{"id":627,"date":"2009-05-05T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=627"},"modified":"2009-05-05T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T15:00:00","slug":"honkistador-whats-with-this-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"Honkistador: What’s with this chick?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n.<\/em> A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.<\/p>\n

\"What's<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Honkistador<\/strong>: \/honk ees ta dor<\/em>\/ Honkistador, your Mustang stands in need of company And like some horny gigolo now, you reek of rudity!
\n Etymology:<\/em> Honk (to sound\/use the horn of a car) & Conquistador (“Conqueror” in Spanish language;Spanish explorers\/adventurers who conquered Mexico and Peru in the 16th century; also song title by group Procol Harum in 1967) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Honkistador:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 11:39:00<\/em>
clever<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 13:39:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 16:48:00<\/em>
Honkistador – ha ha! Well done.<\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-04: 09:09:00<\/em>
Love it!!! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Littlebeaubeep<\/strong>: \/litlb\u00c5\u008db\u00c4\u201cp<\/em>\/ Littlebeaubeep is stealing sleep,
\nHe’s honking for his girlfriend;
\nIf she’d come out, The neighbors would shout,
\nAnd no one would have to hurt them. Etymology:<\/em> Little Bo Peep (A nursery rhyme about a girl and her sheep)+ beau (a boyfriend or male admirer) + beep (a short, high-pitched sound emitted by electronic equipment or a vehicle horn) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Littlebeaubeep:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 05:31:00<\/em>
love it!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 13:42:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Beepsiege<\/strong>: \/beep-seege<\/em>\/ Sam was very impatient and would beepsiege Sally when he arrived at her house to take her for her driving lesson. Etymology:<\/em> beep + besiege (harass with requests) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Hornicate<\/strong>: \/hor nuh cay t<\/em>\/ Amy was blatantly ignoring John’s hornication. She didn’t really want to go out with him, and it was fun to annoy the neighbors. Etymology:<\/em> horn (beep beep!) + communicate (talk or convey a message) Created by:<\/em> Biscotti.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Hornicate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 11:40:00<\/em>
seriously hilarious<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 13:40:00<\/em>
and if she lived in California it would be califohornication<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=honker<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Honkistador: \/honk ees ta dor\/ Honkistador, … Continue reading Honkistador: What’s with this chick?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}