{"id":628,"date":"2009-05-06T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=628"},"modified":"2009-05-06T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T15:00:02","slug":"hellationship-hell-is-my-wifes-home-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"Hellationship: Hell is my wife&#8217;s home town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. <em>n.<\/em> A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/dylan.gif\" alt=\"Hell is my wife's home town\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hellationship<\/strong>:  \/<em>Hell &#8211; asian &#8211; ship<\/em>\/ Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way. <em>Created by:<\/em> phoenix89.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Hellationship:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-04: 16:08:00<\/em> <br \/>great word<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=emdeejay\">emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-05: 01:17:00<\/em> <br \/>Nice<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-05: 03:49:00<\/em> <br \/>Very good verbotomy!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Reevalumate<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-eval-u-mate<\/em>\/ (no offense to Bob Dylan)<br \/>\nIt is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman.  It serves no useful purpose in any case.  No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you&#8217;re not cognizant of it at this particular time.  When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises.  It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings.  Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn&#8217;s: an adaptation of the Dylan song &#8220;Don&#8217;t think twice, it&#8217;s alright.&#8221;) <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fierylovedlocal<\/strong>:  \/<em>Fire-e-loved-low-cal<\/em>\/ My evil ex was fierylovedlocal every time she touched me my skin would melt! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fiery: Consisting of or containing fire.<br \/>\nBurning or glowing.<br \/>\nUsing or effected with fire.<br \/>\nEasily ignited; flammable.<br \/>\nHaving the color of fire; brightly red: fiery hair; a fiery sunset.<br \/>\nTorridly hot.<br \/>\nFeverishly hot and flushed.<br \/>\nBeing in an inflamed, usually painful condition.<br \/>\nEasily excited or emotionally volatile; tempestuous: a fiery temper.<br \/>\nCharged with emotion; spirited:<br \/>\nLoved: (Slang for UN Loved) as in to feel love the past tense of love in my word&#8230;A person who used to be the object of deep or intense affection or attraction<br \/>\nLocal:Of, relating to, or characteristic of a particular place. <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beloathed<\/strong>:  \/<em>b\u00c9\u2122l\u00c5\u008dthd<\/em>\/ Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dylan\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dylan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hellationship: \/Hell &#8211; asian &#8211; ship\/ Some people reflect on thier past &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=628\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hellationship: Hell is my wife&#8217;s home town<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}