{"id":629,"date":"2009-05-07T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=629"},"modified":"2009-05-07T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T15:00:02","slug":"mystlyrical-the-pants-are-blowing-in-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=629","title":{"rendered":"Mystlyrical: The pants are blowing in the wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A misheard or misunderstood lyric, which gives the song a completely different meaning than originally intended. <em>v.<\/em> To misinterpret a song because you &#8220;hear&#8221; different words than the ones actually being sung. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pants.gif\" alt=\"The pants are blowing in the wind\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mystlyrical<\/strong>:  \/<em>mist-leer-i-cal<\/em>\/ One of the funniest mystlyricals I&#8217;ve heard was an interpretation of a line from the Eagles Hotel California<br \/>\n&#8216;On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair&#8217;<br \/>\n <em>Etymology:<\/em>  mystical (secret)+ lyric + missed <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Mystlyrical:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-05: 22:17:00<\/em> <br \/>It&#8217;s a lot like verbotomy&#8230;You can check out, but you can never leave!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Adversapropism<\/strong>:  \/<em>Add verse \u00c3\u00a0 propism<\/em>\/ Wayne was of those amateur guitarists who seemed to know only half the words of the songs in his repertoire. When he gave his son an impromptu rendition of what he *thought* was &#8220;Sonny Be Good&#8221;, his wife gave him the nickname &#8220;Dog Berry&#8221;  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Verse: component of a song that isn&#8217;t a chorus. Malapropism: misuse of words, often humorously. Adverse: That doesn&#8217;t sound quite right does it? <em>Created by:<\/em> emdeejay.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Adversapropism:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-05: 11:13:00<\/em> <br \/>clever combo<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Wrongbird<\/strong>:  \/<em>r\u00c3\u00b4ngb\u00c9\u2122rd<\/em>\/ Marsha is a regular wrongbird. She and her friends love to go out to the local karaoke bar and sing their hearts out. Often her vanity that prevents her from wearing her glasses combines with her active imagination to create a hysterical new set of lyrics. &#8220;Excuse me while I kiss this guy&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  wrong (not correct or true) + songbird (a bird with a musical song) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inaudiblexic<\/strong>:  \/<em>in &#8211; od&#8221; e be &#8211; lek &#8211; sik<\/em>\/ Once again, Patrick&#8217;s inaudiblexicness had him removed from yet another concert, as it was annoying to both the other patrons as well the performer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  inaudible (inabillity to hear correctly) + dyslexic (impairment, from result of brain injury) <em>Created by:<\/em> DrWebster111.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pants\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pants<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A misheard or misunderstood lyric, which gives the song a completely different meaning than originally intended. v. To misinterpret a song because you &#8220;hear&#8221; different words than the ones actually being sung. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mystlyrical: \/mist-leer-i-cal\/ One of the funniest mystlyricals I&#8217;ve heard was an interpretation of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=629\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mystlyrical: The pants are blowing in the wind<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}