{"id":632,"date":"2009-05-12T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=632"},"modified":"2009-05-12T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T15:00:02","slug":"infantuation-omigod-hes-hes-beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"Infantuation: Omigod! He’s… He’s… Beautiful!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v.<\/em> To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot. <\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Infantuation<\/strong>: \/inn fannn chew ay shun<\/em>\/ Infantuation was the only explanation for the love she felt for her dylanquent son Robert Etymology:<\/em> infatuation, infant Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Infantuation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 10:31:00<\/em>
Infantastic word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 13:15:00<\/em>
fits the cartoon perfectly<\/p>\n

dochanne<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 19:53:00<\/em>
Dylanquency in fantastically appropriate word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Parentrapment<\/strong>: \/pair entrapment<\/em>\/ Bob once had a case of parentrapment:<\/p>\n

“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land. And don’t criticize what you can’t understand. Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command. Your old road is rapidly agin’.” … <\/p>\n

Youth is charming, but at times a little selfish and impatient. This is more how I feel:<\/p>\n

“Love while ya can ‘cos too soon they’ll be gone, for the times they are a changin'” Etymology:<\/em> Parent: mum or dad. Entrapment: a compromising situation imposed upon you. Bob Dylan: You rock, man. Mum: I love you Created by:<\/em> emdeejay.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Parentrapment:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 13:19:00<\/em>
nice Dylan reference<\/p>\n

dochanne<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 19:45:00<\/em>
Fabulous. Love the sentence.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings<\/strong>: \/A-mas-ter-peace-of-heart-felt-strings<\/em>\/ Feeling amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings of your child. Etymology:<\/em> A masterpiece:Something superlative of its kind,an outstanding achievement! (In this case my only child, my son)
\nOf:Composed or made from,Centering on; directed toward.
\nHeartfelt:Sincerely and strongly felt!
\nStrings: The ties that bind you to your child as a parent that somehow you feel when they need you by instinct. A strong connection as an invisable string that is stronger than you have ever dreamed of experiencing in a lifetime. (A deep bond)
\n“Of ALL of the paintings,drawings or writings I have done, my greatest masterpiece is my son! Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 13:12:00<\/em>
congratulations and happy mother’s day – he’s a lucky boy<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 23:22:00<\/em>
Poignant!<\/p>\n

abrakadeborah<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-10: 06:29:00<\/em>
HAPPY Mother’s day to all you ladies blessed with children \ud83d\ude42 Thanks Jabber and Nosila \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Umbilicallingcard<\/strong>: \/um-bill-i-call-ing-card<\/em>\/ No matter where you may be or what you may be doing you have a lifelong umbilicallingcard with your mother.<\/p>\n

If not for you,
\nBabe, I couldn’t find the door,
\nCouldn’t even see the floor,
\nI’d be sad and blue,
\nIf not for you.
\n Etymology:<\/em> umbilical + calling card Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Umbilicallingcard:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 23:07:00<\/em>
real charm to umbilicallingcard!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-08: 23:19:00<\/em>
Cute…I feel so attached. Cord-On Blue!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ma<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v. To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Infantuation: \/inn fannn chew ay shun\/ Infantuation was the only explanation … Continue reading Infantuation: Omigod! He’s… He’s… Beautiful!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}