{"id":633,"date":"2009-05-13T11:00:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T15:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=633"},"modified":"2009-05-13T11:00:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T15:00:01","slug":"youthenize-my-bikini-still-fits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Youthenize: My bikini still fits!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v.<\/em> To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Youthenize<\/strong>: \/yooth-en-ize<\/em>\/ Whenever Syl would youthenize, Morty just wished he was dead. Etymology:<\/em> youth (the condition or quality of being young) + euthanize (the act of painlessly ending the life of a person for reasons of mercy) Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Youthenize:<\/strong><\/p>\n

hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 09:03:00<\/em>
Thanks for using my photograph for today’s cartoon. (Just kidding.)<\/p>\n

DrWebster111<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-12: 21:41:00<\/em>
short, (sweet )and fast , packs the punch, like a ninja<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Decrebuttude<\/strong>: \/De-cre-butt-yood<\/em>\/ Warren nearly had a heart attack when his wife Mabel decided to be a sprungchicken for their summer holiday. Yes, she still fitted that old bikini but it sure was some decrebuttude on her part to wear that in public! Etymology:<\/em> Decrepitude – the effects of senescence and gravity on all things fleshy;
\nRebut – deny or argue against;
\nButt – one of the first things to be affected by decrepitude and crammed into some Cleopantstrappy (neologism: Cleopatra Queen of De Nial, pants, straps as usu items that decrepitous bodies are crammed into) thing it really shouldn’t be;
\nAttitude – showing off, denial, in-your-face, you-got-a-problem-with-that?!;
\nalso Rebutt – neologism – re-presentation or make-over of one’s butt. Created by:<\/em> dochanne.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Decrebuttude:<\/strong><\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 03:22:00<\/em>
When you speak of Denial, you don’t mean deriver do you …<\/p>\n

dochanne<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-12: 05:18:00<\/em>
Nien \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Retrohmygod<\/strong>: \/rett row maii gohd<\/em>\/ The retrohmygod look provoked a major stir on the beach, much further north than had been intended. Etymology:<\/em> retro, oh my God Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Retrohmygod:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 13:41:00<\/em>
great laugh as always<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 21:14:00<\/em>
Quite similar to shabby chic. Excellent word.<\/p>\n

dochanne<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 21:57:00<\/em>
Flabulous! With that initial labelling of retro followed immediately by the double take reaction to the appearance. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fattiree<\/strong>: \/Fat ty ree<\/em>\/ Mona was a fattiree who prided herself on the fact that in her retirement, she still could squeeze into her clothes from twenty years ago. Her poor eyesight did not afford her the same view in the rear view mirror as others got. When she walked past in her tan polyesther capris, her backside looked like a camel chewing on a caramel! Etymology:<\/em> Fat (too big; having a relatively large diameter) & Attire (clothing of a distinctive style for a special occasion) & Retiree (someone who has retired from active working; a pensioner) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fattiree:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-11: 21:13:00<\/em>
I think I saw her a little while ago at the mall wearing short shorts….eeewwww.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bikini<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v. To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Youthenize: \/yooth-en-ize\/ Whenever Syl would youthenize, Morty … Continue reading Youthenize: My bikini still fits!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}