{"id":64,"date":"2007-05-02T11:01:41","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T15:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2007-05-02T11:04:51","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T15:04:51","slug":"being-clear-about-our-allegiances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Being Clear About our Allegiances"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have recieved a suggestion that perhaps the allegiances of the young lady pictured with our definition today are not, that clear. In order to address this confusion, I have prepared two alternative portraits which may offer more insight.<\/p>\n<p>For reference purposes, here is the definition provided by Bulletchewer:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To carefully shave your facial hair into a style which advertises your political allegiance, sexual orientation, or taste in music.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/whisker.png\" alt=\"Option #1: Which whisk is hers?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\nHere is the original illustration published withe definition (Option #1) :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/images\/whisker_1.gif\" alt=\"Option #2: Which whisk is hers?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\nHere is my second attempt with  (Option #2)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/images\/whisker_2.gif\" alt=\"Option #2: Which whisk is hers?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\nAnd here is a third  alternative (Option #3) :<\/p>\n<p>Please let me know if you have any preferences, sexual or otherwise&#8230; And I will update the official image accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>~ James.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have recieved a suggestion that perhaps the allegiances of the young lady pictured with our definition today are not, that clear. In order to address this confusion, I have prepared two alternative portraits which may offer more insight. For reference purposes, here is the definition provided by Bulletchewer: DEFINITION: To carefully shave your facial &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=64\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Being Clear About our Allegiances<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}