{"id":646,"date":"2009-06-01T11:00:25","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T15:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=646"},"modified":"2009-06-01T11:00:25","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T15:00:25","slug":"contradoctory-are-you-sure-that-you-dont-have-athletes-foot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Contradoctory: Are you sure that you don&#8217;t have athlete&#8217;s foot?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To have a medical condition or illness and yet continually deny it, even after your doctor has diagnosed it. <em>n.<\/em> A person who steadfastly refuses to accept a medical diagnosis or to follow the prescribed treatment.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/foot.gif\" alt=\"Are you sure that you don't have athlete's foot?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Contradoctory<\/strong>:  \/<em>con &#8211; trah &#8211; dok &#8211; tur &#8211; ee<\/em>\/ Roger was always contradoctory&#8230;  No matter the diagnosis, he always knew better and did not accept test findings or expert opinions.  One wondered why he bothered to seek medical care at all. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  contradictory, doctor <em>Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Contradoctory:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 10:44:00<\/em> <br \/>Because he can only get prescriptions from his doctor&#8230;same reason many people go to their doctor! Good Word!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=artr\">artr<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 11:50:00<\/em> <br \/>Great word! <\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 11:56:00<\/em> <br \/>Mystery solved, Nosila&#8230;..the prescriptions of course!!  Thanks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 18:42:00<\/em> <br \/>Excellent!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Diagnosuch<\/strong>:  \/<em>die-ag-NO-such<\/em>\/ Wilbur refused to accept any sort of diagnosis of an existing ailment, and would declare it to be a diagnosuch, thereby avoiding having to deal with any fear or having to apply a remedy.<br \/>\n <em>Etymology:<\/em>  blend of diagnosis and the term &#8216;no such&#8217; <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Diagnosuch:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 10:42:00<\/em> <br \/>diagbolically good<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 12:11:00<\/em> <br \/>Wilburnished the art of denial&#8230;..good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Denyagnosis<\/strong>:  \/<em>dee nye ag no sis<\/em>\/ &#8220;Congratulations, Bertha, you are pregnant and will be expecting twins in 6 months time!&#8221;, said Dr.Pepper. But Bertha cried &#8220;No&#8221;&#8230;&#8221;Dr.Pepper, that is a denyagnosis&#8230;I could not possibly be pregnant, nevermind having twins!&#8221; &#8220;Why not?&#8221;asked Dr.Pepper&#8230;&#8221;You did have saex with someone 3 months ago, did you not?&#8221; &#8220;Yes&#8221;, said Bertha, &#8220;But it was only one time with one guy, Bertie&#8230;everyone knows you have to do it more than once or with 2 guys to get twins!!!&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Deny (declare untrue; contradict;refuse to accept or believe) &amp; Diagnosis (identifying the nature or cause of some phenomenon)<\/p>\n<p>  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Denyagnosis:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=artr\">artr<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 05:06:00<\/em> <br \/>I submitted a word today but I&#8217;m not sure why. This one is perfect!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 12:09:00<\/em> <br \/>geat word!!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 18:40:00<\/em> <br \/>Best of the day!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Subjectivitis<\/strong>:  \/<em>suhb-jehkt-ihv-ay-tihs<\/em>\/ Her subjectivitis was acting up again and was harder to treat than the fungus on her feet. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  subjective (proceeding from or taking place within a person&#8217;s mind such as to be unaffected by the external world) + itis (inflammation) <em>Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Subjectivitis:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mweinmann\">mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-05-28: 12:13:00<\/em> <br \/>better then conjuctivitis&#8230;..good one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=foot\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=foot<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To have a medical condition or illness and yet continually deny it, even after your doctor has diagnosed it. n. A person who steadfastly refuses to accept a medical diagnosis or to follow the prescribed treatment. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Contradoctory: \/con &#8211; trah &#8211; dok &#8211; tur &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=646\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Contradoctory: Are you sure that you don&#8217;t have athlete&#8217;s foot?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}