{"id":66,"date":"2007-05-02T23:59:18","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T03:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2007-05-02T23:59:18","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T03:59:18","slug":"which-whisk-is-hers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"Which whisk is hers?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To carefully shave your facial hair into a style which advertises your political allegiance, sexual orientation, or taste in music.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/whisker.png\" alt=\"Which whisk is hers?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Affiliachin<\/strong>:  \/<em>ah-fill-ee-a-chin<\/em>\/ Matt&#8217;s gentle manner belied his affiliachin; his shavement screamed he was one of those whackos from Montana.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  affiliation, chin <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Libertrim<\/strong>:  \/<em>lib-er-trim<\/em>\/ When entering the customs line at the airport, we always sought out the official with the most obvious libertrim who would be open to discussions about us helping him to help us. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  libertine + trim <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Billbeard<\/strong>:  \/<em>Just as it&#8217;s spelled: b\u00c4\u00adl&#8217;b\u00c3\u00aerd<\/em>\/ His sideburns had a clear spot that resembled the Alien Ant Farm logo; was a billbeard like that really worth the effort? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Billboard + beard <em>Created by:<\/em> LonePaladin.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Patriotrimism<\/strong>:  \/<em>patrio-TRIM-ism<\/em>\/ Barney&#8217;s patriotrimism was a carefully sculpted and dyed flag in his sideburns. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  patriotism + trim <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=whisker\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=whisker<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To carefully shave your facial hair into a style which advertises your political allegiance, sexual orientation, or taste in music. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Affiliachin: \/ah-fill-ee-a-chin\/ Matt&#8217;s gentle manner belied his affiliachin; his shavement screamed he was one of those whackos from Montana. Etymology: affiliation, chin Created by: purpleartichokes. Libertrim: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=66\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Which whisk is hers?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}