{"id":675,"date":"2009-07-09T09:42:21","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T13:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=675"},"modified":"2009-07-09T09:42:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T13:42:21","slug":"fixaided-let-me-help-you-with-that-zipper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=675","title":{"rendered":"Fixaided: Let me help you with that zipper"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To insist on helping someone in spite of their repeated assurance that they have things well in hand, and already have their own remedies in mind. n.<\/em> Unwanted help or assistance.<\/p>\n

\"Let<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Fixaided<\/strong>: \/fix-a-ded<\/em>\/ Marilyn was fixaided on being the most helpful employee in the firm, to the consternation of her fellow employees who didn’t necessarily want her help or her imposition. Etymology:<\/em> fix: correct or set right + aid: help, assist — fixate: preoccupy obsessively Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fixaided:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 11:53:00<\/em>
good one<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 15:36:00<\/em>
Fixticious but good!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Foistaid<\/strong>: \/foi – st – ai – d<\/em>\/ Lucy insisted on practicing foistaid on her mother’s prized petunia patch. Mom reminded her that everything had been cultivated and weeded and that Lucy need not touch her flowers while she was gone. When Mom got home, Lucy had incorrectly identified them as weeds and pulverized the prized petunias into pitiful piles of dried out debris. Etymology:<\/em> foist (to force onto another,to falsely; identify as real; to defraud)
\naid (help, assist) play on first aid Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Foistaid:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 11:52:00<\/em>
love saying this<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 12:07:00<\/em>
I know….does it sound like Elmer Fudd?<\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 20:14:00<\/em>
I’m thinking of the Three Stooges<\/p>\n

artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-09: 08:46:00<\/em>
Could have been forcedaid too but foisted doesn’t get enough play. Great word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aidnauseum<\/strong>: \/ade-naw-zee-um<\/em>\/ Sally’s propensity to constantly offer assistance went on aidnauseum. The paramedics in her neighbourhood were particularly distressed. Etymology:<\/em> aid + ad nauseum (to an excessive degree) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Aidnauseum:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-07: 12:08:00<\/em>
hahahah….like this one!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aidandregret<\/strong>: \/ayd and ree gret<\/em>\/ Mary meant well, but too often her attempts at helping people were unrequested and ended up as an aidandregret situation. This was true when her boyfriend, Dick, had that unfortunate zipper accident. Mary acted like a flyattendant and tried to help him with his seatbelt, which locked and failed to get into an upright position. He had trouble finding the nearest exit and as a result has been temporarily grounded. His new Zip Code is OOH NOO. Yes, there’s something about Mary… Etymology:<\/em> Aid (help, assistance) & Regret (sadness associated with some wrong done or some disappointment;be sorry) Play on Aid and Abet (assist or encourage, usually in some wrongdoing)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To insist on helping someone in spite of their repeated assurance that they have things well in hand, and already have their own remedies in mind. n. Unwanted help or assistance. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fixaided: \/fix-a-ded\/ Marilyn was fixaided on being the most helpful employee in the firm, … Continue reading Fixaided: Let me help you with that zipper<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}