{"id":676,"date":"2009-07-07T09:46:24","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T13:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=676"},"modified":"2009-07-07T09:46:24","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T13:46:24","slug":"aventcoordinate-i-just-got-off-the-phone-with-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"Aventcoordinate: I just got off the phone with my mother!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To take the frustration and anger you receive from one person and redirect it towards another person, usually of lower status. n.<\/em> An act of aggression directed towards an individual or object that was not the source of provocation.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Aventcoordinate<\/strong>: \/a vent ko ord in ayt<\/em>\/ Caterina got off the phone with her mother and snarling turned around to aventcoordinate her frustrations on her boyfriend,Jack. Her mother had as usual set her off about her poor choice of partner and how Caterina could have done way better. Caterina had turned her vexation on Jack and said they could make a happier couple if only he was a Cheetah. But Jack knew that no matter how angry she got, he loved her and he could not be unfaithful to her. Etymology:<\/em> A vent (give expression or utterance to, especially feelings of anger or frustration) & Coordinate (bring into common action, movement, or condition). Word Play on “Event Coordinator”. Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Aventcoordinate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-04: 00:14:00<\/em>
“if only he was a cheetah,” – hilarious!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Psychoport<\/strong>: \/sahy-koh-port<\/em>\/ Joe was acutely aware not to confront Jenny for at least twenty-four hours after she had a long, involved and confrontational conversation with her mother. Joe knew that Jenny would psychoport all the negative energy from her mother to him. <\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> PSYCHOPORT – VERB – from PSYCHO (a neurotic person, or person afflicted with psychosis) + TRANSPORT (to carry, move, or convey from one place to another, or from PSYCHOLOGICAL + TRANSPORT.<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Psychoport:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-04: 00:12:00<\/em>
LOL – well done<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Redirision<\/strong>: \/r\u00c4\u201cdirizh\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ Recipe for Marriage on the Rocks:
\n1 part menial job.
\n1 part inconsistent, overbearing, boss,
\n2 parts whiny, self-centered customers.
\nMix ingredients in a medium sauce pan and bring to a boil.
\nReduce heat and let simmer for days.
\nFold into a large bowl of nowhere to vent frustrations and add a heaping spoonful of redirision.
\nGreat for a casual picnic or family gathering. Can be served on divorce paper plates.
\nServes: No one. Etymology:<\/em> redirection (direct something to a new or different place or purpose) + derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Victimidate<\/strong>: \/vic-tim-i-date<\/em>\/ Sue was known to victimidate anyone who got in the way of her wrath. Whether at work or home she let everyone know that she was definitely the alpha bitch in the pack. Etymology:<\/em> victim: a scapegoat-one who suffers for the errors of others; whipping boy + intimidate: frighten into submission; browbeat or bully Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Victimidate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-04: 00:13:00<\/em>
wow, I’ll avoid her!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=aggress<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. To take the frustration and anger you receive from one person and redirect it towards another person, usually of lower status. n. An act of aggression directed towards an individual or object that was not the source of provocation. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Aventcoordinate: \/a vent ko ord in … Continue reading Aventcoordinate: I just got off the phone with my mother!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}