{"id":68,"date":"2007-05-08T09:44:16","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=68"},"modified":"2007-05-08T10:02:58","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T14:02:58","slug":"verbotoweek-the-cup-of-verbotomy-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: The Cup of Verbotomy, Part Deux"},"content":{"rendered":"

Purpleartichokes Wins The Second Verbotomy Cup!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Congratulations to purpleartichokes<\/a> for winning this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Verbotomy and the second Verbotomy Cup. The questions is: Will she choose one of her own words to have imprinted on her mug, or one of the many brilliant words from our other sharp witted verbotomists?<\/p>\n

See the final results here:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomists.php?week=2007-04-30<\/a><\/p>\n

Verbotoweek in a short summarized version<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy was a cruel taskmasker<\/a> this week forcing all of us to refretish<\/a> our thoughts like crazed workastallics<\/a> running around in a vehiciouscircle<\/a>. To circumnearthegate<\/a> the cyclick <\/a>exertsham<\/a> of nyetworking<\/a>, we played micehockey<\/a> in an attempt at slackofflage<\/a>. This quickly developed into an addclicktion<\/a> and we began to moccupy<\/a> our days in ecstickit<\/a> escaptasy<\/a> of funemployment <\/a>encouraged by the libertrim<\/a> and parkingsloth<\/a> in our midst. The week ended with most of us doing a deliverdance<\/a> in anticipation for the weekend, getting off the carouselect<\/a> of managingdelector<\/a>. Hopefully, the refreshology<\/a> effect of the days off will enable us to appreciate the clixation<\/a> of our exertsham<\/a> and we can cruisepatrol<\/a> into next week mcmoshing<\/a> with eagerness.<\/p>\n

Top five verboticisms of the week:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. taskmasker<\/a> Created by: purpleartichokes<\/li>\n
  2. refretish<\/a> Created by: galwaywegian<\/li>\n
  3. workastallic<\/a> Created by: Jabberwocky<\/li>\n
  4. funemployment<\/a> Created by: Alchemist<\/li>\n
  5. clixation<\/a> Created by: ohwtepph<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The chit-chatty gets catty: <\/strong><\/p>\n

    Here’s a little chit-chat about our cross-shaving wampeter on May 2nd:<\/p>\n

    Verbotomy – 2007-05-02: 01:27:00
    \nToday’s definition was suggested by Bulletchewer.
    \nThank you Bulletchewer! ~ James<\/p>\n

    mplsbohemian – 2007-05-02: 10:58:00
    \nThat picture is so disturbing on so many levels.<\/p>\n

    mplsbohemian – 2007-05-02: 11:01:00
    \nUm, oy, that must have come off so transphobic. :\\<\/p>\n

    Verbotomy – 2007-05-02: 11:11:00
    \nAbout the picture… I have received a suggestion that this young lady’s allegiances are less than clear, so I have prepared an alternative portrait. Please see: Being Clear About our Allegiances. Thanks ~ James<\/p>\n

    Jabberwocky – 2007-05-02: 12:59:00
    \nYikes!! the options are even more disturbing – pretty soon she’ll look like Chewbacca<\/p>\n

    purpleartichokes – 2007-05-02: 13:26:00
    \nOMG! It’s an American Hairwolf in Toondon! (Or perhaps she has a hairmone problem.)<\/p>\n

    wordmeister – 2007-05-02: 16:30:00
    \nChewytobacca? I wonder what JediJawa thinks of that?<\/p>\n

    Bulletchewer – 2007-05-02: 16:45:00
    \nAlways love stirring up debate, but credit’s due the artist. For some strange reason forgotten in a dream, I only ever thought of this definition applying to the male of the species…<\/p>\n

    wordmeister – 2007-05-02: 17:26:00
    \nIt appears as if this wampeter definitely needs a waxing!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Read a beard full of verboticisms here<\/a> and see James alternative pictures at Being Clear About our Allegiances<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    Not a loss for words, just missed a few votes<\/strong><\/p>\n

    These words didn’t get many votes because some of you vote at 05:00 am EST before you even see some of the better words. If you held off you could have voted for one of these great words, in my humble opinion of course!!!<\/p>\n