{"id":69,"date":"2007-05-06T23:59:17","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T03:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=69"},"modified":"2007-05-06T23:59:17","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T03:59:17","slug":"i-quit-im-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"I quit! I&#8217;m free!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A feeling of euphoria which occurs when you finally quit your boring, mind-numbingly dull, and emotionally unrewarding job.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/free.png\" alt=\"I quit! I'm free!\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Funemployment<\/strong>:  \/<em>fun-ehm-PLOY-ment<\/em>\/ Guess what! I quit Pizza Hut! Let the funemployment begin! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fun + unemployment <em>Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Resiglation<\/strong>:  \/<em>res-ig-lay-shun<\/em>\/ John felt resiglation at finally quiting his job so that he could persue that career as a deadbeat like he&#8217;d always wanted. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  resignation + elation <em>Created by:<\/em> jedijawa.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Deliverdance<\/strong>:  \/<em>dee-liver-dans<\/em>\/ His feeling of deliverdance at quitting his job was so overpowering that he felt like Michael Flatley <em>Etymology:<\/em>  deliverance + riverdance <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Jobilation<\/strong>:  \/<em>jaw-bi-lay-shun<\/em>\/ Jim experienced jobilation the day he joined the unemployed <em>Etymology:<\/em>  jubilation + job <em>Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=free\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=free<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A feeling of euphoria which occurs when you finally quit your boring, mind-numbingly dull, and emotionally unrewarding job. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Funemployment: \/fun-ehm-PLOY-ment\/ Guess what! I quit Pizza Hut! Let the funemployment begin! Etymology: fun + unemployment Created by: Alchemist. Resiglation: \/res-ig-lay-shun\/ John felt resiglation at finally quiting his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=69\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I quit! I&#8217;m free!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,10,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}