{"id":690,"date":"2009-07-15T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=690"},"modified":"2009-07-15T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T16:00:05","slug":"metamomphosis-daddy-no-its-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"Metamomphosis: Daddy? No it&#8217;s mommy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> The moment when a child realizes that they are turning into their mother, or father, or both! <em>n.<\/em> To suddenly realize that you are turning into your parents. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/daddy.gif\" alt=\"Daddy? No it's mommy!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Metamomphosis<\/strong>:  \/<em>meta-mum-for-sis<\/em>\/ When her kids rolled their eyes at her comments she realized the metamomphosis was complete.<br \/>\n <em>Etymology:<\/em>  met+ a + mom + metamorphosis  <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Metamomphosis:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mrskellyscl\">mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-13: 08:22:00<\/em> <br \/>Been there, done that.  Now I get the pleasure of turning into my grandmother.  Great word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-14: 22:01:00<\/em> <br \/>Too true!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Heirball<\/strong>:  \/<em>e(\u00c9\u2122)rb\u00c3\u00b4l<\/em>\/ When Jared took a new job he felt the need to get a shorter haircut for the first time in years. The next morning, as he looked in the mirror he was startled to see his father&#8217;s face. His reaction can best be described as an heirball, replete with a strong gag reflex and some of those sounds his cat makes in the middle of the night.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  heir (a person inheriting and continuing the legacy of a predecessor) + hairball (A hairball is a small collection of hair or fur formed in the stomach of animals primarily cats) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Heirball:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-13: 15:03:00<\/em> <br \/>funny<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-14: 22:00:00<\/em> <br \/>Cute word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Parentllelism<\/strong>:  \/<em>pare-ent-lell-ism<\/em>\/ There was a definite parentllelism the first time he did a comb over. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  parent + parallelism (similarity) <em>Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Relativation<\/strong>:  \/<em>rel-a-tiv-a-tion<\/em>\/ Chuck had a relativation that he had morphed into his father when he told little Chuckie to pull his finger. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  relative: kin; family + revelation: to reveal; enlightenment; to experience a moment of awareness of divine truth <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=daddy\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=daddy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. The moment when a child realizes that they are turning into their mother, or father, or both! n. To suddenly realize that you are turning into your parents. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Metamomphosis: \/meta-mum-for-sis\/ When her kids rolled their eyes at her comments she realized the metamomphosis was complete. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=690\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Metamomphosis: Daddy? No it&#8217;s mommy!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}