{"id":691,"date":"2009-07-16T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=691"},"modified":"2009-07-16T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:00:05","slug":"congreenient-my-other-car-is-a-hybrid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=691","title":{"rendered":"Congreenient: My other car is a hybrid"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who pretends to be green because they think global warming is hot. v.<\/em> To name-drop green status symbols in a shallow attempt to attract comely green people.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Congreenient<\/strong>: \/con-green-eee-ent<\/em>\/ Sam was a congreenient environmentalist who stashed his gas guzzler in the garage and got out his bike when the female branch of ‘friends of pure air’ cycled by. Etymology:<\/em> con + green + convenient Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Congreenient:<\/strong><\/p>\n

artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-14: 15:46:00<\/em>
Darn those gas guzzlers! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Greennose<\/strong>: \/green – no – s<\/em>\/ Being the greennose that Bill was, he approached Matilda and asked if he could dispose of her used Soda Can after lunch in an ecologically correct collection device. He did this, not because he really cared about recycling but because he knew that Matilda cared very much about the green movement and she happened to be the hottest chick in the office. Etymology:<\/em> green + brown nose Created by:<\/em> rombus.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Greennose:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-14: 22:05:00<\/em>
Good one!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ecotunist<\/strong>: \/ek-oh-toon-nist<\/em>\/ Many multinational corporations are merely ecotunists in an attempt to score points with young environmentalists. Etymology:<\/em> ecological + opportunist Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Ecoflirt<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Reusable tote bags are a must for anyone who wants to ecoflirt at the grocery store. Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> Paloma.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=green<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person who pretends to be green because they think global warming is hot. v. To name-drop green status symbols in a shallow attempt to attract comely green people. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Congreenient: \/con-green-eee-ent\/ Sam was a congreenient environmentalist who stashed his gas guzzler in the garage and … Continue reading Congreenient: My other car is a hybrid<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}