{"id":693,"date":"2009-07-20T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2009-07-20T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T16:00:04","slug":"buygraine-the-salesman-told-me-i-didnt-need-to-pay-a-cent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=693","title":{"rendered":"Buygraine: The salesman told me I didn&#8217;t need to pay a cent."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The type of headache you get from buying too many things with your credit card. Note: Symptoms do not usually appear until the following month.<em>v.<\/em> To buy yourself a huge credit card headache. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/credit.gif\" alt=\"The salesman told me I didn't need to pay a cent.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Buygraine<\/strong>:  \/<em>by-grayn<\/em>\/ He had been caught up in an 8 hour Ebay whirlwind and he could already feel a buygraine coming on <em>Etymology:<\/em>  buy, migraine <em>Created by:<\/em> xMelody.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Buygraine:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-16: 12:10:00<\/em> <br \/>He needs to take some Buylenol..good word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=xMelody\">xMelody<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-07-16: 16:03:00<\/em> <br \/>;D<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Shoppang<\/strong>:  \/<em>shop-pang<\/em>\/ A shoppang set in with the arrival of my MasterCard bill in the mail.<\/p>\n<p> <em>Etymology:<\/em>  shoppang &#8211; shop + pang (a sudden feeling of mental, or emotional distress)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Debtache<\/strong>:  \/<em>det &#8211; aik<\/em>\/ After her Sunday spending spree, Nancy came home with a splitting debtache.  Good thing that she had purchased ten bottles of Tylenol on sale. When she received the bill, she finished off the other nine bottles. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  debt, arche, play on headache <em>Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Owetaglia<\/strong>:  \/<em>o tal jee ya<\/em>\/ Maya Graine regularly got bad headaches, especially after the mailman came to her house. She went to a doctor who told her that she suffered from owetalgia, a disease caused by excessive credit card debt. Maya thanked him for his interest, compounded the problem by going on a shoe sales spree and maxed out her Bastardcard. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Owe (to be indebted to) &amp; otaglia (an ache localized in the middle or inner ear) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=credit\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=credit<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The type of headache you get from buying too many things with your credit card. Note: Symptoms do not usually appear until the following month.v. To buy yourself a huge credit card headache. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Buygraine: \/by-grayn\/ He had been caught up in an 8 hour Ebay &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=693\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Buygraine: The salesman told me I didn&#8217;t need to pay a cent.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}