{"id":699,"date":"2009-07-24T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=699"},"modified":"2009-07-24T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T16:00:07","slug":"awkwords-in-fact-before-she-knew-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"Awkwords: In fact, before she knew her husband…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n.<\/em> A moment of ill-timed honesty.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Awkwords<\/strong>: \/\u00c3\u00b4kw\u00c9\u2122rds<\/em>\/ Having been asked to say a few words at his best friend’s wedding, they all turned out to be awkwords. Etymology:<\/em> awkward (uncomfortable or abnormal) + words (something that someone says or writes) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-23: 01:40:00<\/em>
awksidentally good word…<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rickledicule<\/strong>: \/rickel-di-cule<\/em>\/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology:<\/em> ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00<\/em>
Ricklediculously good word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sneakcret<\/strong>: \/snee kret<\/em>\/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology:<\/em> Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00<\/em>
good word…<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bffbomb<\/strong>: \/bee-eff-eff-bom<\/em>\/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology:<\/em> B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Awkwords: \/\u00c3\u00b4kw\u00c9\u2122rds\/ Having been asked to say a few words at his best friend’s wedding, they all turned out to be … Continue reading Awkwords: In fact, before she knew her husband…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}