{"id":71,"date":"2007-05-08T23:59:44","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T03:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2007-05-08T23:59:44","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T03:59:44","slug":"yeah-i-do-have-a-lot-of-online-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world &#8212; like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/anda.png\" alt=\"Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Gonline<\/strong>:  \/<em>gone-line<\/em>\/ James realized that he was going to have to wash his own socks because Judy was gonline again. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  gone (as in not here) + on-line <em>Created by:<\/em> pinwheel.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Avatarded<\/strong>:  \/<em>Ahv-ah-tar-ded<\/em>\/ His aparment was a wreck &#8211; food strewn about the floor in a semi-intelligent arc tracing from the door to the computer. And the place REEKED. Johan wondered if Mike could be&#8230; avatarded. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Avatar + retarded <em>Created by:<\/em> verysimplegame.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>E mersed<\/strong>:  \/<em>E-mersed<\/em>\/ She is totally E-mersed within her own little world from her home to any &#8216;Hot Spot&#8217; cafe. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  E (electronic) + immersed <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Hypnetized<\/strong>:  \/<em>hip-net-ized<\/em>\/ Bob got hypnetized by Youtube for 8 hours straight. Later, his wife had to use WD40 to peel his butt from the vinyl chair. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  hypnotized, net <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=anda\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=anda<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world &#8212; like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Gonline: \/gone-line\/ James realized that he was going to have to wash his own socks because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=71\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4,12],"tags":[11,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}