{"id":715,"date":"2009-08-14T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=715"},"modified":"2009-08-14T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T16:00:06","slug":"speakcret-do-you-know-how-much-she-weighs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Speakcret: Do you know how much she weighs?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n.<\/em> A person who doesn’t know what not to say.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Speakcret<\/strong>: \/speek – kret<\/em>\/ Do you want to know a speakcret? Oops, its not a secret any more since I spoke it. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me….hahaha. Etymology:<\/em> speak, secret Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

Foolips<\/strong>: \/fool-lips<\/em>\/ Cassie’s botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that’s what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip’s tongue right off. Etymology:<\/em> fool + lips Created by:<\/em> jrogan.<\/p>\n

Jabbertalkie<\/strong>: \/jab\u00c9\u2122rt\u00c3\u00b4k\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Like a movie you just can*t stop, Blurt will talk about whatever pops into his indiscreet little brain. With his brand of jabbertalkie there is no edit, no mute button on this public address system. Tell him a secret and people in the Australian outback will know about it within minutes. Etymology:<\/em> jabber: fast, excited talk that makes little sense + talkie (a movie with a soundtrack, as distinct from a silent film) A play off of Jabberwocky Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Spalker<\/strong>: \/spocker<\/em>\/ I can’t believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup. Etymology:<\/em> spew talk Created by:<\/em> kumza.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Spalker:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00<\/em>
Good word…don’t relish overhearing that conversation…he mustard been crazy…who’d want to ketchup with that diagnosis?<\/p>\n

jrogan<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00<\/em>
I hope he doesn’t have to eat his words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn’t know what not to say. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Speakcret: \/speek – kret\/ Do you want to know a speakcret? Oops, its not a secret … Continue reading Speakcret: Do you know how much she weighs?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}