{"id":735,"date":"2009-09-11T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=735"},"modified":"2009-09-11T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T16:00:06","slug":"jirkfectation-it-didnt-use-to-bug-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"Jirkfectation: It didn’t use to bug you"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A personality quirk or habit, which at first blush seems “cute”, but which can quickly become so annoying that it undermines personal relationships. v.<\/em> To be habitually irksome.<\/p>\n

\"It<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Jirkfectation<\/strong>: \/jirk fek tay shun<\/em>\/ Why did Lacey ever think that George’s habit of using chauvinistic terms of endearment was cute? His familiarity had seemed quaint when he called her Cutie or Babe or Toots or Doll. She was beginning to think he could not remember her actual first name. His jirkfectation was equally applied to all women he encountered. But he went too far in calling the Mother Superior of the local convent, Hottie. Lacey reckoned his punishment in Hell would be a term of enfearment. Etymology:<\/em> Jerk (a dull stupid fatuous person) & Irk (to irritate or vex)& Affectation (a deliberate pretense or exaggerated display) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Annoyhilate<\/strong>: \/\u00c9\u2122noi\u00c9\u2122l\u00c4\u0081t<\/em>\/ Genny really didn*t know how break up with Peter, so she set out to annoyhilate their relationship. He was able to tolerate the **dainties** hanging in the shower and the load of laundry where she **accidently** washed all his whites with her new red blouse. He could even grin and bear it when she picked her teeth in public. What finally put it over the edge and sent him packing was her laugh\/snort. And she hadn*t even planned that one. Etymology:<\/em> annoy [irritate (someone); make (someone) a little angry] + annihilate [destroy utterly; obliterate] Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

\n

Comments on Annoyhilate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-09: 14:39:00<\/em>
good word…well describes all those annoyhellations!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Vexitating<\/strong>: \/vex-i-ta-ting<\/em>\/ Sam was the most vexitating man I ever knew. He had more bad habits than an alcoholic nun. Etymology:<\/em> vex: to cause annoyance by minor irritations + irritating: chafe; aggravating Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

\n

Comments on Vexitating:<\/strong><\/p>\n

artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-09: 12:21:00<\/em>
Lol. I’ve known a few Sams too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ewsik<\/strong>: \/EEeeeeeeewwwwww SICK!<\/em>\/ Julie’s ewsik has gotten to the point that every time she clears her throat I wanna grab her by the hair and smash her face in. <\/p>\n

“I think it’s cute.” <\/p>\n

You would. She’s all yours.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> My xgf used to say eww sick all the time. Created by:<\/em> idavecook.<\/p>\n

\n

Comments on Ewsik:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-10: 01:50:00<\/em>
ew rock!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=picky<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n. A personality quirk or habit, which at first blush seems “cute”, but which can quickly become so annoying that it undermines personal relationships. v. To be habitually irksome. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Jirkfectation: \/jirk fek tay shun\/ Why did Lacey ever think that George’s habit of using chauvinistic terms … Continue reading Jirkfectation: It didn’t use to bug you<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}