{"id":74,"date":"2007-05-10T23:59:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T03:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2007-05-11T04:44:12","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T08:44:12","slug":"ahhh-my-hair-dont-let-them-see-me-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Ahhh! My hair! Don’t let them see me like this!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To remain calm, steadfast and ploddingly systematic in the midst of a huge freaking disaster.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Ahhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Fiascool<\/strong>: \/fee-as-cool<\/em>\/ The caterers were running late, the flowers were wilting, the groom was still running around naked after his stag night and I was struggling to get into my dress. It was all a horrible mess but throughout it all James, the best man, was totally fiascool. Etymology:<\/em> fiasco + cool Created by:<\/em> pinwheel.<\/font><\/p>\n

Zencompetent<\/strong>: \/rhymes with “incompetent”<\/em>\/ Sarah zencompetantly rounded up the 73 monkeys that had escaped from their cages; not a single one was injured, and Sarah avoided all of the flug poop. Etymology:<\/em> zen (calm, state of peace) + competent (competent) Created by:<\/em> benjamin.<\/font><\/p>\n

Ablomb<\/strong>: \/uh-BLAHM<\/em>\/ Alex faced his simultaneous flu, audit, firing, and computer crash with ablomb. Etymology:<\/em> aplomb in the face of a bomb Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Androitude<\/strong>: \/AHN – droi – tyood<\/em>\/ No, it wasn’t the crashing of a plane infested with snakes or the holdup of the diner that made Samuel L. Jackson’s girlfriend go ballistic and frantically screaming for help… it was actually his androitude. Etymology:<\/em> android (a systematic cyberhuman; we all know how freakishly organized C-3PO was) + attitude (disposition) Created by:<\/em> ohwtepph.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To remain calm, steadfast and ploddingly systematic in the midst of a huge freaking disaster. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fiascool: \/fee-as-cool\/ The caterers were running late, the flowers were wilting, the groom was still running around naked after his stag night and I was struggling to get into my dress. … Continue reading Ahhh! My hair! Don’t let them see me like this!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4,12],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}