{"id":748,"date":"2009-09-21T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=748"},"modified":"2009-09-21T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T16:00:05","slug":"scramouflage-youre-wearing-that-to-the-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Scramouflage: You&#8217;re wearing that to the dance?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them. <em>v.<\/em> To dress for protection. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/repel.gif\" alt=\"You're wearing that to the dance?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Scramouflage<\/strong>:  \/<em>skram oh flaaahj<\/em>\/ Her scramouflage sent warning signs out through the dancehall and her stare could pierce a male ego at 1000 metres. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  camouflage, scram <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vamoosehide<\/strong>:  \/<em>va-moose-hide<\/em>\/ Jean knew that she would need to wear her vamoosehide jacket to protect herself from creeps, geeks, lechers, perverts and losers; however, it could be easily removed in case a hottie showed up. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  vamoose: scram; go-away + hide: skin of an animal that has been tanned and made into clothing <em>Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shmuckishwear<\/strong>:  \/<em>Shmuk-ish-ware<\/em>\/ Don&#8217;t you realize that wearing shmuckishwear nobody will even look twice at you Leona?  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Shmuckish; Slang for Schmuck and added ish to show ownership of being a shmuckish type of person&#8230;;An insulting term for a stupid person or dim-witted fool that dresses to look unattractive on purpose. Wear; To bear or have on the person as in to wear clothes. <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dressgusting<\/strong>:  \/<em>dress &#8211; gust &#8211; ting<\/em>\/ It was dressgusting how Irma put herself together before she met a new client.  One would think that even if she was a great saleswomen, her clients would still leave her. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dress, disgusting <em>Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=repel\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=repel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them. v. To dress for protection. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Scramouflage: \/skram oh flaaahj\/ Her scramouflage sent warning signs out through the dancehall and her stare could pierce a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=748\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scramouflage: You&#8217;re wearing that to the dance?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}