{"id":758,"date":"2009-10-01T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=758"},"modified":"2009-10-01T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:00:06","slug":"cheereal-i-just-ate-ten-bowls-of-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Cheereal: I just ate ten bowls of cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. n.<\/em> Food which is eaten to satisfy emotional cravings.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Cheereal<\/strong>: \/chear – ee – ul<\/em>\/ Whenever Douglas felt sad or lonely, he poured a bowl of cheereal and he always felt better. He did not really know whether he actually liked the stuff but it gave him the warm fuzzies. Etymology:<\/em> Cheer, Cereal Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Cheereal:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 08:44:00<\/em>
I’ll never look at Cheerios the same way again. No wonder we give it to 2 year olds.<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 10:01:00<\/em>
\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 23:05:00<\/em>
Cheeryoh! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fareapy<\/strong>: \/fare-a-py<\/em>\/ Food endorphins have been recognized by many in the medical community as a legitimate form of fareapy. Sugar, salt and fat, either alone or in combination can help with stress relief. Those fareapy foods that have shown the greatest success treating the following conditions are: 1)RBSO (rejection by significant other) – Captain Crunch or another cereal with no nutritional value except sugar, 2)Employment Fatigue – chips or pretzels with french onion dip and\/or nachos with cheese and salsa, 3)EBAS (empty bank account syndrome) – whatever your mother is cooking, 4)TTOTM (that time of the month) – any Ben and Jerrys ice cream and\/or chocolate, 5)Road Rage – Twizzlers or another chewy form of candy, 6)POT Stress (parent of teenagers) just clean out the cupboard and eat whatever you find in the back. Fareapy should continue until the patient has finished calling all her or his friends, or slept for over 24 hours. Other treatment options may include 7)Cartoon Network Stimulus or 8)Musication (playing the same sappy song over and over and over) until the patient has has time to heal. Etymology:<\/em> Fare: food + therapy: treatment of an illness or physchological condition Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fareapy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 19:47:00<\/em>
Life’s not fare…good word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Relationchip<\/strong>: \/reee lay shun tchippp<\/em>\/ women may come and women may go but you can rely on a good relationchip Etymology:<\/em> relationship chip (as in french fry) Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Relationchip:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 11:23:00<\/em>
It’s the only way to ketchup with your love life!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 23:06:00<\/em>
ha!<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-30: 08:13:00<\/em>
I agree!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Moodtrients<\/strong>: \/mood tree ents<\/em>\/ Tony consumes moodtrients when dealing with emotional issues. His favourite moodtrition was found in bowls and bowls of cereal. Each mood was reflected in the cereal choice: Lucky Charms when he lost at poker; Cheerios when he was dumping someone;Froot Loops when he felt a little crazy;Alpha-Bits when he felt like spelling;Chex when his bounced;Quaker Oats when he felt like sowing his and Trix when he felt the need to visit the local ladies of the evening. Etymology:<\/em> Mood (a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling;the prevailing psychological state) & Nutrients (any substance that can be metabolized by an organism to give energy & build tissue;of or providing nourishment; food)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Moodtrients:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-09-29: 23:06:00<\/em>
Funny!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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