{"id":771,"date":"2009-10-16T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=771"},"modified":"2009-10-16T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T16:00:06","slug":"shortcheated-thank-goodness-you-walked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=771","title":{"rendered":"Shortcheated: Thank goodness you walked in!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v.<\/em> To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend.<\/p>\n

\"Thank<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Shortcheated<\/strong>: \/short – chee – ted<\/em>\/ Emily felt shortcheated. It had only been two weeks since her marriage and she had caught Trevor in their bed with her best friend Daphne. Etymology:<\/em> short, short sheeted, cheated, short changed Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Shortcheated:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-14: 09:29:00<\/em>
great word!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-14: 18:58:00<\/em>
Funny!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Trystcovery<\/strong>: \/trist-cov-er-y<\/em>\/ Jen was angered by the trystcovery of her new husband and her best friend tangled in the new satin sheets her grandmother had given her as a wedding gift. “Dammit,” she thought, “now that they’ve been used I can’t exchange them for the leopard print sheets I saw in the catalogue. Etymology:<\/em> tryst: an agreement between lovers to meet at a certain place and time + discovery: to discover, or learn for the first time + cover – as in bedlinen Created by:<\/em> mrskellyscl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Trystcovery:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-14: 18:59:00<\/em>
good word. Chuckled at the twist at the end!<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-15: 09:10:00<\/em>
good one Mrs. K.!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Trousseauohnooo<\/strong>: \/Troose o nooo<\/em>\/ When Virginia inadvertantly walked into her new bedroom to change and found her new husband, Randy, messing her new satin sheets with her old friend, Jezebel, she had a trousseauohnooo moment. She had known they “knew” each other in the Biblical sense many years ago, but was incensed to see them desecrating her Granny’s wedding gift to the now-not-so-happy Bride. Thinking of her Granny, she recalled the stanza to a song she used to sing: “When your Old Flame turned up at our wedding; I knew that I would be marooned; She was not there as an invited guest, but a date for the Bridegroom!” Etymology:<\/em> Trousseau (Linens and household white items that a bride-to-be saves in her hope chest prior to her marriage, many of which are gifts or (in olden times) things she had made or embroidered herself) & Oh No (Exclamation of regret, sorrow, sadness, disappointment, fear at the discovery of a sudden unpleasantness) & Oh Nooo… (Tagline of SNL’s Mr. Bill when something awful was about to happen to him) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Trousseauohnooo:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-14: 19:03:00<\/em>
Excellent word! Ha: Virginia, Randy and Jezebel!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Flingflung<\/strong>: \/Fling FLUNG<\/em>\/ Finding her Ted in bed with that red head left her heart feeling raw and flingflung! Etymology:<\/em> A compound of: fling, get it on at the spur of a moment, and flung, cast aside(in this case, by the person having a fling). Created by:<\/em> splendiction.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Flingflung:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-10-14: 22:33:00<\/em>
Better if Ted were dead…good word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sheets<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v. To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Shortcheated: … Continue reading Shortcheated: Thank goodness you walked in!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}