{"id":78,"date":"2007-05-13T23:59:12","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T03:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=78"},"modified":"2007-05-13T23:59:12","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T03:59:12","slug":"my-mother-is-a-washing-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"My mother is a washing machine"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> The sacrifice a mother makes when she gives everything to her children, including life itself, and then simply lets them go.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Emomcipate<\/strong>: \/i-mom-suh–peyt<\/em>\/ After nine months of eating all the right foods,countless nights of discomfort and no drugs , or alcohol, she was ready to emomcipate her child. Etymology:<\/em> mom + emancipate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Mudderlode<\/strong>: \/mud-ur-lowd<\/em>\/ Breastfeeding five children over a span of eighteen years demonstates a mudderlode of motherly love. Etymology:<\/em> mother lode + udder Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Matrifice<\/strong>: \/mae-treh-fice<\/em>\/ from kindergarten through medical school Elliott’s mother paid for everything and even baked cookies; it was the ultimate matrifice. Now he couldn’t even find the time to call her once a week Etymology:<\/em> mater (prefix for all things having to do with mom) + sacrifice Created by:<\/em> benjamin.<\/font><\/p>\n

Mamartyrdom<\/strong>: \/-m\u00c9\u2122\u00cb\u02c6m\u00c9\u2018\u00cb\u0090\u00c9\u00b9t\u00c9\u0161\u00cb\u0152d\u00ca\u0152m-<\/em>\/ A rose and a card once a year easily make up for her mamartyrdom.* Etymology:<\/em> From mama + martyrdom Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

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