{"id":786,"date":"2009-11-05T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=786"},"modified":"2009-11-05T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T17:00:05","slug":"monogampolize-why-were-you-looking-at-that-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"Monogampolize: Why were you looking at that girl?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.v.<\/em> To monopolize someone’s love.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Monogampolize<\/strong>: \/mon og am po lyze<\/em>\/ Mona had become very possessive towards Monty since they had gotten married. Although he had never strayed or otherwise gave her reason to mistrust, she watched his every move and ensured that no other females took his attention away from her, even for a moment. Her every action and word was focussed on her vigilant ability to monogampolize him and ensure that he was never diverted from adoring her. Mona should learn to lighten up…just because you are on a strict diet, doesn’t mean that you can’t look at the menus! Etymology:<\/em> Monogamy (having only one spouse at a time)& Monopolize (have or exploit a monopoly of;have and control fully and exclusively) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Monogampolize:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 21:12:00<\/em>
Excellent blend! <\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-04: 06:45:00<\/em>
Nice tactile oral sensation, babe!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Commandearest<\/strong>: \/KOM-un-DEAR-est
\n(pronounced with a hint of derision)<\/em>\/ Sarah was a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153loosie\u00e2\u20ac\u009d-she would vector with the nearest……
\nBut HUGHOG Jane\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll permaglom ya\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..
\nShe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a COMMANDEAREST!
\n Etymology:<\/em> COMMANDEER: to take arbitrary or forcible possession of, to compel to perform emotional service, to seize for military purposes; Afrikaans kommandeer, from French commander to command, from Old French comander
\n1881…..DEAREST: term of affection indicating extreme love, posessiveness,or psychic ownership of someone, ownership of something which carries the burden of being the most costly of it’s particular price range; Middle English dere, from Old English d\u00c4\u201cor
\npre- 12th century<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> metrohumanx.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Commandearest:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 02:15:00<\/em>
http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/games\/bloxorz<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 07:52:00<\/em>
wonderful word<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 12:09:00<\/em>
One feels compelled to vote for this word.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 19:29:00<\/em>
Compelled or pressganged?<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 21:22:00<\/em>
Well done! Reminds me of that twisted, controlling “mommy dearest” figure in film.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Amorder<\/strong>: \/amor-der<\/em>\/ Alex knew from the start that Linda was a bit controlling. His friends warned him, but he prided himself in making his own decisions about women. It was when Linda started to amorder him around that he exited…”stage left.” Etymology:<\/em> amor:Spanish for Love
\norder: to demand Created by:<\/em> lumina.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Amorder:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 23:43:00<\/em>
Welcome back, lumina…you light up my life…wait that was an old song….<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-04: 04:26:00<\/em>
Hail, Luminati!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dictatamore<\/strong>: \/dik – taa – ta – mor – a<\/em>\/ Sean had become a dictatamore and Sarah was feeling stiffled, stiffened and smothered. He was jealous of her dog, her mother and even her stuffed animals. Etymology:<\/em> dicatate, amore Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dictatamore:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-03: 21:13:00<\/em>
Ha! good word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.v. To monopolize someone’s love. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Monogampolize: \/mon og am po lyze\/ Mona had become very possessive towards Monty since they had gotten married. Although he had … Continue reading Monogampolize: Why were you looking at that girl?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}