{"id":79,"date":"2007-05-14T23:58:55","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T03:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2007-05-14T23:58:55","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T03:58:55","slug":"ill-hide-these-alligator-pumps-with-the-crocs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"I’ll hide these Alligator Pumps with the Crocs"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To find something you really want in a shop, but then, since you cannot buy it immediately, to hide it so that no one else will get it.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"I'll<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Dresspionage<\/strong>: \/dress-pee-on-aj<\/em>\/ Sally was so desperate to buy the last prom dress in her size that she had to use a little dresspionage and hide it under some pilate’s balls until she could come back and purchase it. Etymology:<\/em> espionage + dress Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Stashandcarry<\/strong>: \/stash-and-kare-ee<\/em>\/ Wendy was an expert at stashandcarry, so much so that she could not find that great shirt she secreted away amongst the fishing tackle. Etymology:<\/em> cash-and-carry, stash Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Consumouflage<\/strong>: \/consumouflage<\/em>\/ I perfectly consumouflaged that secret-super-comic behind those nobody-wants-them-anyway-comics. Etymology:<\/em> consume + camouflage = consumouflage. Created by:<\/em> jonobo.<\/font><\/p>\n

Sabostash<\/strong>: \/saa-bow-stash<\/em>\/ Caroline knew Jill had been eyeing the size 9 dress as well, so she sabostashed it in with the men’s suits. Etymology:<\/em> Sabotage + stash To sabotage someone else’s buying opportunity by stashing an item until you can purchase it Created by:<\/em> speechie.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To find something you really want in a shop, but then, since you cannot buy it immediately, to hide it so that no one else will get it. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dresspionage: \/dress-pee-on-aj\/ Sally was so desperate to buy the last prom dress in her size that she had … Continue reading I’ll hide these Alligator Pumps with the Crocs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}