{"id":793,"date":"2009-11-12T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T17:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=793"},"modified":"2009-11-12T12:00:03","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T17:00:03","slug":"microslave-wow-my-brainwaves-are-melting-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Microslave: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n.<\/em> A watched pot, pie or pudding.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Microslave<\/strong>: \/my krow slay vvvv<\/em>\/ Maeve was a microslave nad had the irradiated frontal cortex to prove it Etymology:<\/em> microwave slave Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Microslave:<\/strong><\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-10: 18:07:00<\/em>
– yeah, I always though it bad to get too close to the microwave when it’s on!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Concenbake<\/strong>: \/kon – sen – bayk<\/em>\/ Trudy needed to have the cake ready for the baby shower but a series of events put her behind. She looked at the cake through the oven window and began to concenbake so that it would bake faster; or so she believed. Etymology:<\/em> concentrate, bake Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-10: 14:56:00<\/em>
bunderful<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-10: 17:25:00<\/em>
flantastic word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Psychowave<\/strong>: \/s\u00c4\u00abk\u00c5\u008dw\u00c4\u0081v<\/em>\/ Wendall thinks he can control the cook time of his microwave with his psychowave powers. If he concentrates, he can cut the time it takes to make popcorn by several seconds. He has tried using his mental powers for other things like affecting the flight of the football when the Ravens attempt a field goal but that hasn’t worked so well. Etymology:<\/em> psycho (relating to the mind or psychology) + microwave (short for microwave oven) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-10: 06:19:00<\/em>
Heh! beat me to it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Kilnthyme<\/strong>: \/kiln tyme<\/em>\/ When he came home from school, Sammy was always starving. He ran to the fridge, grabbed whatever looked good, seasoned it and stuck it in the oven to warm, so he could eat soon. He believed if he lay on the floor and watched it through the window in the stove, he could compel it to be ready quicker. The first time his Mom saw him lying there, she yelled, “Yo, Prone Ranger! What are you doing?” To which Sammy replied, “Me? Why I’m just kilnthyme!” Etymology:<\/em> Kiln (Oven ) & Thyme (Savoury herb;leaves can be used as seasoning for almost any meat and stews and stuffings and vegetables;any of various of the genus Thymus) & Play on Killin’ time (To spend time doing nothing in particular in order that it seems to pass more quickly). <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-10: 18:01:00<\/em>
An alltyme favourite!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=microwave<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Microslave: \/my krow slay vvvv\/ Maeve was a microslave nad had the irradiated … Continue reading Microslave: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}