{"id":794,"date":"2009-11-13T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=794"},"modified":"2009-11-13T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T17:00:05","slug":"shrinecologist-where-did-you-get-all-these-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=794","title":{"rendered":"Shrinecologist: Where did you get all these photos?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To discover that one of your “just friends” friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and\/or videos of you. n.<\/em> A private collection of “private” photos and\/or videos.<\/p>\n

\"Where<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Shrinecologist<\/strong>: \/shry nek olo jist<\/em>\/ When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy’s bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. “Yes, it’s true, I absolutely love you and worship you!”, Randy vowed. Just then Barbie’s phone went off and she grabbed it. “Oh Hi, Buffy, I can’t talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist…please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy’s House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!” Etymology:<\/em> Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Shrinecologist:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00<\/em>
ouch!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00<\/em>
Hilarious! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Buddyfiled<\/strong>: \/bud – dee – fild<\/em>\/ Lauren felt buddyfiled when she discovered that her “buddy” Mark had a collection of x-rated photos of her on his computer. Etymology:<\/em> buddy, defiled Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Buddyfiled:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 12:08:00<\/em>
good one!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 17:26:00<\/em>
who needs buddies like that…buddacious word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Camphonutbust<\/strong>: \/cam-FO-nut-bust
\n(camphonutstash)<\/em>\/ The photos were tacky and when he got busted,
\n The gendarmes could tell that she was risqusted.
\nThe cache was revolting- it shattered all trust.
\nThe media called it a CAMPHONUTBUST!
\n—————————-What a rube awakening! Etymology:<\/em> CAMPHONE: Late 20th century assemblage of the words CAMERA (a device for taking photographs-Late Latin, room)and PHONE ( An annoying device used for audio communications- Greek ph\u00c5\u008dn\u00c4\u201c
\ncirca 1866)…..NUT: a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person
\n(
\nMiddle English nute, note, from Old English hnutu; akin to Old High German nuz nut and perhaps to Latin nux nut
\npre-12th century)…..BUST: slang term for the word ARRESTED: seize, capture; specifically : to take or keep in custody by authority of law,to bring to a stop (Middle English aresten, from Anglo-French arester to stop, arrest, from Vulgar Latin *arrestare, from Latin ad- + restare to remain- 14th century)
\n Created by:<\/em> metrohumanx.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Camphonutbust:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 07:06:00<\/em>
http:\/\/www.homestarrunner.com\/sbemail205.html<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 07:17:00<\/em>
Mabye i should,ve used CAMFONUTBUST….so it doesn’t smell of CAMPHOR?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pantyloon<\/strong>: \/pant\u00c4\u201clo\u00c5\u008dn<\/em>\/ Joan was all to happy to help her friend Mike with his virus-infected laptop. What she was not so happy about was when she found a file folder with her name on it and dozens and dozens of pictures of her in various stages of undress with the camera clearly trained on her underwear. Some even looked as though they were shot through her bathroom window. So that*s it. That*s Mike*s dark little secret. He*s a pantyloon. Good news to report to Mike. Most of his files were recovered and the delete key works just fine. Etymology:<\/em> panty (legless underpants worn by women and girls) + loon (a silly or foolish person) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pantyloon:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 10:39:00<\/em>
pant pant<\/p>\n

mrskellyscl<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-11: 21:28:00<\/em>
that’s a pair of pants<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shrine<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your “just friends” friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and\/or videos of you. n. A private collection of “private” photos and\/or videos. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Shrinecologist: \/shry nek olo jist\/ When Barbie finally accepted an … Continue reading Shrinecologist: Where did you get all these photos?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}