{"id":796,"date":"2009-11-17T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=796"},"modified":"2009-11-17T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T17:00:04","slug":"undognified-yuck-your-dog-is-trying-to-kiss-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=796","title":{"rendered":"Undognified: Yuck! Your dog is trying to kiss me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> Embarrassing pet behavior; may be perfectly natural for the pet, but often makes humans feel self-conscious or ill at ease. v.<\/em> To be embarrassed by your pet’s beahviour<\/p>\n

\"Yuck!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Undognified<\/strong>: \/un – dog – nif – fide<\/em>\/ Marissa’s was embarrassed at Fido’s undognified behavior on Thanksgiving. Although he was affectionate and housebroken, he thrust his head under Aunt Mabel’s skirt repeatedly, grabbed a piece of Turkey from Uncle Fester’s mouth and exhibited sexual behavior on Grandpa’s leg while Grandpa ate his Pumpkin Pie. Etymology:<\/em> undignified (lacking dignity), dog Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Undognified:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 12:13:00<\/em>
good one!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-14: 14:33:00<\/em>
heh!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Petpeeved<\/strong>: \/pet PEEVD<\/em>\/ Kitty was really petpeeved about her dog’s behavior whenever people would come to visit. He growled at men and was rovereager to “greet” all the women. He petstered them until they felt quite roverwhelmed. Etymology:<\/em> pet + peeved (bothered, annoyed); a play on “pet peeve” Created by:<\/em> karenanne.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Petpeeved:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 12:11:00<\/em>
dog-gone good word…loved rovereager\/roverwhelmed!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Zoomiliate<\/strong>: \/zoo mil ee ayt<\/em>\/ Although Andrea was very fond of her new love, John, a rich doctor (her Mother would be delighted), she was afraid of going to his place for the first time. He had loads of animals and she feared that they might zoomiliate her, because she was not fond of them and they might sense it. Her worst phobias were realized that first night when the dogs dogged her, the cats were purrfectly awful to her, the hamsters hampered her, the budgies bugged her, the rabbits were rabid to her, the parrot parodied her, the ferrets fretted her, the turtles left her shell-shocked, the horses gave her nightmares, the cows bullied her, the goats and sheep treated her baaaadly and the chickens were fowl to her. She ran off never to return. Dr.John Doolittle then turned to his flock and thanked them for getting rid of the gold-digger! Etymology:<\/em> Zoo (Menagerie;group of animals housed in a place) & Humiliate (embarrass;mortify;shame) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Zoomiliate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 04:22:00<\/em>
daaaaaamn, you’re good<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 07:42:00<\/em>
do you guys play Verbotomy at 4:00 in the morning while I am still sleeping? <\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 07:43:00<\/em>
By the way, I love your word…you seem to be in “full gear” while I am not yet awake!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 12:09:00<\/em>
Being on Mountain Standard Time, I get the new word at 10:00 each night…so it’s usually the last thing I do before I fall into the arms of Morpheus!<\/p>\n

splendiction<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-13: 19:50:00<\/em>
You did it again – another fantastic word and sentence! I’m on easter standard time and can’t stay awake till midnight to get the new word. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Petophile<\/strong>: \/pet\u00c9\u2122f\u00c4\u00abl<\/em>\/ There is a rule at the dog park that no children under 12 should enter the off-leash area. To do so often results in the children being knocked over and petophiled by most of the male and many of the female dogs present. Looks like that **Birds & Bees** talk may need to be moved up on the calendar. Etymology:<\/em> pet (a domestic or tamed animal or bird kept for companionship or pleasure and treated with care and affection) + pedophile (a person who is sexually attracted to children) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=petting<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n. Embarrassing pet behavior; may be perfectly natural for the pet, but often makes humans feel self-conscious or ill at ease. v. To be embarrassed by your pet’s beahviour VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Undognified: \/un – dog – nif – fide\/ Marissa’s was embarrassed at Fido’s undognified behavior on Thanksgiving. … Continue reading Undognified: Yuck! Your dog is trying to kiss me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}