{"id":8,"date":"2007-03-05T15:53:11","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T19:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:30:04","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:30:04","slug":"eewhh-i-should-have-done-a-visual-inspection-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"Eewhh! I should have done a visual inspection first."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To systematically sniff your clothing as you remove it, in order to determine whether or not any of it can be “safely” worn again.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Eewhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Funksnuffle<\/strong>: \/FUNK-snuh-fel<\/em>\/ Nah, man I can’t play X-box, I gotta do laundry. Everything I own has failed the funksnuffle test. Etymology:<\/em> funk + snuffle Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n

Distinkuish<\/strong>: \/-d\u00c9\u00aa\u00cb\u02c6st\u00c9\u00aa\u00c5\u2039kw\u00c9\u00aa\u00ca\u0192-<\/em>\/ Some allergy sufferers find it difficult to distinkuish whether a garment is reusable during the spring and should therefore rely upon other methods, such as smudgspecting or dampvestigation. Etymology:<\/em> From stink + distinguish Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

Smellcheck<\/strong>: \/Smell-chek<\/em>\/ Rob smellchecked every item of clothing he wore. It was a small price to pay to avoid doing laundry until the mouldy patches became noticeable. Etymology:<\/em> Smell + check + spellcheck. Spellcheck: that thing on Microsoft Word that tells you if your spelling could use some correction. Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/font><\/p>\n

Wardprobe<\/strong>: \/ward-prohb<\/em>\/ On washing day I always do a wardprobe on my shirts to try and cut down on the number of loads I need to do. Wardprobing is now listed in all energy saving pamphlets as a way to cut back on the wasteful use of hot water. Etymology:<\/em> wardrobe + probe = ward(p)robe Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To systematically sniff your clothing as you remove it, in order to determine whether or not any of it can be “safely” worn again. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Funksnuffle: \/FUNK-snuh-fel\/ Nah, man I can’t play X-box, I gotta do laundry. Everything I own has failed the funksnuffle test. Etymology: funk … Continue reading Eewhh! I should have done a visual inspection first.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}