{"id":80,"date":"2007-05-15T23:59:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T03:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2007-05-15T23:59:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T03:59:52","slug":"is-this-shrink-wrapping-a-new-security-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To injure oneself physically, or to be reduced to a state of mental incapacity, when attempting to open shrink-wrapped CDs, DVDs or software.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Attackaging<\/strong>: \/uh-tack-uh-jing<\/em>\/ “The damn attackaging cut me!” Etymology:<\/em> attack + packaging Created by:<\/em> iwasatripwire.<\/font><\/p>\n

Incapackitate<\/strong>: \/in-kuh-PAK-i-teyt<\/em>\/ After trying to break the seal on his new pen drive for almost an hour, John was utterly incapackitated; almost to the point of inconsolable dissatispacktion. Etymology:<\/em> incapacitate + package Created by:<\/em> Clayton.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cellopain<\/strong>: \/-\u00cb\u02c6s\u00c9\u203al\u00c9\u2122\u00cb\u0152pe\u00c9\u00aan-<\/em>\/ It almost seems that as technology gets more advanced and everything else becomes better designed, packaging produces more cellopain, not less. Etymology:<\/em> from cellophane + pain Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

Autodiscomutilate<\/strong>: \/aw-to-dis-co-MU-ti-late<\/em>\/ He autodiscomutilated with the newest Windows Vista. Etymology:<\/em> auto = self disco = any type of discs (CDs, DVDs, VCDs, CD-ROMs, etc.) mutilate = mutilation of both the physical self and the mental self Created by:<\/em> duchessella.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To injure oneself physically, or to be reduced to a state of mental incapacity, when attempting to open shrink-wrapped CDs, DVDs or software. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Attackaging: \/uh-tack-uh-jing\/ “The damn attackaging cut me!” Etymology: attack + packaging Created by: iwasatripwire. Incapackitate: \/in-kuh-PAK-i-teyt\/ After trying to break the seal on … Continue reading Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}