{"id":800,"date":"2009-11-23T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=800"},"modified":"2009-11-23T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T17:00:05","slug":"parkximity-oh-theres-a-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Parkximity: Oh! There’s a spot!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination. n.<\/em> A perfect parking spot.<\/p>\n

\"Oh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Parkximity<\/strong>: \/park – xim – it – ee<\/em>\/ Laura found a perfect spot in parkximity to the shopping center. She drove around awhile to find it, but it was worth it. Etymology:<\/em> park, proximity Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Parkximity:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-19: 09:39:00<\/em>
nice<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-19: 17:32:00<\/em>
good one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Motorioty<\/strong>: \/moto ry ot ee<\/em>\/ Mustang Sally, guess you better slow your Mustang down. Mustang Sally now Baby, guess you’re known for your motorioty. All you wanna do is drive around, Sally… drive, Sally, drive. One of these early mornings,you gonna be wipin’ those weepin’ eyes, cause some other dude will park in your favourite spot and that’s no lies. Mustang Sally, now Baby, get up early and beat that dude there! Etymology:<\/em> Motor (travel or be transported in a vehicle) & Riot (disturb the public peace) & Notoriety (the state of being known for some unfavorable act or quality)
\nPlay on the tune “Mustang Sally”, by Wilson Pickett…sorry, mrskellyscl, for planting another oldie in your head!!! Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Parkadise<\/strong>: \/park a die ssss<\/em>\/ After circling for three hours he found parkadise, a nirvana for his van within inches of the gas station which he would need after the game. Etymology:<\/em> paradise park Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Curbvana<\/strong>: \/k\u00c9\u2122rbv\u00c3\u00a4n\u00c9\u2122<\/em>\/ Ralph is always looking for the perfect parking spot. He is constantly seeking curbvana. Like a vulture circling some roadside carrion he will stalk shoppers as they returned to the parking lot. Some shoppers are so un-nerved by him creeping along behind them that they will forget where they parked or will return to the Mall to have a security guard escort them to their cars. Etymology:<\/em> curb (a stone or concrete edging to a street or path) + nirvana (a state of perfect happiness; an ideal or idyllic place) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Curbvana:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-11-20: 01:15:00<\/em>
cute<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=parking<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination. n. A perfect parking spot. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Parkximity: \/park – xim – it – ee\/ Laura found a perfect spot in parkximity … Continue reading Parkximity: Oh! There’s a spot!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}