{"id":809,"date":"2009-12-04T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T17:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=809"},"modified":"2009-12-04T12:00:03","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T17:00:03","slug":"epoofany-what-do-you-mean-youre-not-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"Epoofany: What do you mean, you’re not coming?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The moment of awareness when you realize that have you made a huge mistake on a big project, and will have to start all over again, from the very beginning. v.<\/em> To suddenly realize that you going to fail.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Epoofany<\/strong>: \/i-poof-uh-nee<\/em>\/ And in that moment, in a sudden epoofany, Kim acknowledged that Don preferred men. Etymology:<\/em> epiphany: a sudden intuitive perception or realization + poof!: used to express or indicate a sudden disappearance Created by:<\/em> whipspeak.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-12-03: 01:39:00<\/em>
poof positive<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-12-03: 08:50:00<\/em>
wonderfully clever<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Apocalaspe<\/strong>: \/apok-a-laps<\/p>\n

<\/em>\/ His apocalaspse came when he was running his best marathon race ever and suddenly realized he wasn’t really ahead of the pack, but running in the wrong direction.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> apocalypse + lapse<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-12-02: 12:28:00<\/em>
CUTE\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sucksessless<\/strong>: \/suks ses les<\/em>\/ Everything was perfect on her perfect day. The garden setting for the nuptials was gorgeous;the weather perfect;the 500 guests waiting excitedly. Cara was dressed like a fairy princess, ready to dazzler everyone. Then the bubble burst. Just seconds before she was to walk down the aisle, she got a call from her beloved fiance, Milo. He told her he was not coming and the wedding was off. Stunned, she asked him why he had gone this far,but now could not attend their dream wedding. “I am as upset as you”, he said, “But I cannot come today…my wife won’t let me!” “Aaaaaagh”! she cried as she tossed the phone into the fountain…why was she dogged with such a sucksessless history? This was the fourth guy in a row who had stood her up at the altar! Always almost a bride, never a bridesmaid. Etymology:<\/em> Sucks (used to express disappointment, contempt, or derision) & Success (an event that accomplishes its intended purpose) & Less (lacking;lower in quality) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Snafool<\/strong>: \/sna\u00cb\u02c6fo\u00c5\u008dl<\/em>\/ Tom knew it was a mistake to let his brother-in-law Cletis get involved in the house he was building but his wife had insisted. Now with it almost completed and a tear-down order order from the city in hand Cletis (I*ll take care of all the permits and inspections) was nowhere to be found. Tom was left to play the part of the snafool. Etymology:<\/em> snafu (in utter confusion or chaos – acronym from situation normal: all f*ed up) + fool (a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The moment of awareness when you realize that have you made a huge mistake on a big project, and will have to start all over again, from the very beginning. v. To suddenly realize that you going to fail. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Epoofany: \/i-poof-uh-nee\/ And in that moment, … Continue reading Epoofany: What do you mean, you’re not coming?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}