{"id":811,"date":"2009-12-08T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=811"},"modified":"2009-12-08T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T17:00:05","slug":"goncept-i-wish-i-knew-what-im-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=811","title":{"rendered":"Goncept: I wish I knew what I&#8217;m thinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A lost thought; <em>v.<\/em> To become distracted and lose track of what you were thinking.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/scratch.gif\" alt=\"I wish I knew what I'm thinking?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Goncept<\/strong>:  \/<em>gon-sept<\/em>\/ Now I can&#8217;t remember why I liked this word &#8211; it&#8217;s goncept. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  concept: Something formed in the mind; a thought or notion  +  gone: departed; left. <em>Created by:<\/em> whipspeak.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Goncept:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-12-04: 18:17:00<\/em> <br \/>immaculate gonception?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=whipspeak\">whipspeak<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-12-04: 19:07:00<\/em> <br \/>\ud83d\ude42  inarticulate gonception<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Thinkhole<\/strong>:  \/<em>think &#8211; ho &#8211; el<\/em>\/ In trying to remember what she meant to tell her husband, Marnie encountered a thinkhole.  She could not retrieve the thoughts that had been preoccupying her for the last day and a half.  She felt like her mind was wandering the desert. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  think, sink, sinkhole <em>Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Thinkhole:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=whipspeak\">whipspeak<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-12-04: 08:07:00<\/em> <br \/>I must thay, that&#8217;s a thuper word!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=artr\">artr<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-12-06: 06:53:00<\/em> <br \/>Love it! You got my vote!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Irritrieveability<\/strong>:  \/<em>ir ret treev ab ilitee<\/em>\/ It happened again. Brianna had another irritrievability session. Her train of thought had become derailed again.  It was like being an amnesiac in a soap opera. She could not remember anything from a second ago, nevermind longer. It all started when she began dating her co-star, Drew A. Blanc. He seemed to have no memory at all. Probably a good thing in Hollywood, but a bad thing for her&#8230;had they had their first kiss, gotten married, had a child? Who knew??? All that Brianna did know was that she would have to get back on the Ginko-Biloba again soon, or her career might be over! Whoulda thought???? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Irretrievable (impossible to recover or recoup or overcome) &amp; Irritate (annoy;disturb, especially by minor irritations) &amp; Ability (possession of the qualities (especially mental qualities) required to do something or get something done). <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Evapidoration<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00c4\u201cvapid\u00c9\u2122r\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ Joan has given up any thoughts of thinking. She has resigned the real world, where you have to remember stuff, to join the e-world, where your IQ can be measured in gigabytes. Her **smart phone** is brighter than she is. If she has a thought, she better get it down in her notes app or it will succumb to evapidoration. A friend asks if she wants to meet at a particular restaurant. Before you can blink, she is reading the menu and texting a reservation. Just don*t ask her to share her thoughts. She doesn*t have time for those anymore. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  evaporation (cease to exist) + vapid (offering nothing that is stimulating or challenging &#8211; made of vapors) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=scratch\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=scratch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A lost thought; v. To become distracted and lose track of what you were thinking. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Goncept: \/gon-sept\/ Now I can&#8217;t remember why I liked this word &#8211; it&#8217;s goncept. Etymology: concept: Something formed in the mind; a thought or notion + gone: departed; left. 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